好吧。                                                                        说是这样说的。                                                                        但。                                                                        真的怕了。                                                                        我这个人信科学，不相信有鬼这些东西。                                                                        现在却出现了这另翻版的倩儿，这叫我怎么形容自己的心态？                                                                        草。                                                                        这到底是个什么样的世界！？                                                                        ...                                                                        而我们现在。                                                                        因为按照任务的指示，是来到了一处偏僻靠近一处大山的地区，也就是我们刚到的这里。同样的，开始来没怎么在意，但现在才发现这地区环境古怪，四周是偏僻的小山，更是因为乾元山极大，在这里几乎没有人迹，这诡异的环境，让我愈加毛骨悚然                                                                        “呼呼”                                                                        阴瑟瑟的冷风刮了起来。                                                                        “啊山里有个漂亮的姑娘叫倩儿，她的眼睛又大又漂亮”                                                                        然而。                                                                        对面的倩儿还是在靠近，她的声音仿佛伴随着这阴冷的寒风，清脆的响起                                                                        “靠过来，就杀了它！”女神这样冷冷道。                                                                        我点头。                                                                        但也看了看已经傻眼倩儿。                                                                        “怎么了？”我推了推她。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐一点都不怕”她立刻哭着看着我“倩儿师姐不怕鬼的，绝对不怕鬼！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我管她怕不怕。                                                                        她腿在抖什么？                                                                        “”                                                                        和女神对视一眼。                                                                        她眼神在说我找的妞根本不靠谱，自然，我也表示我知道自己也找到了个不靠谱的。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐，你听说过千年血魔吗？”我好奇道。                                                                        “啊”                                                                        不过听到这几个字，这妞忽然一转哭丧之色，小脸变得有点怕怕了起来“怎怎么了？！”                                                                        “这个任务是，打败千年血魔，他400战斗力，拥有两种技能，强化和再生，怎么会变成你呢？”我好奇的问她。                                                                        是的。                                                                        那家伙还在模仿着倩儿蹦蹦跳跳的唱着过来，步伐故意放的很慢。                                                                        可。                                                                        我这么一问，倩儿当即诧异更多，腿竟然也不抖了。                                                                        “你说，这是千年血魔？”倩儿问。                                                                        我点头。                                                                        怎么？                                                                        这妞咋一副很古怪的表情？                                                                        “哦啊哈哈哈！”伟大的倩儿忽然大笑起来，叉着蛮腰，笑指前方唱歌的那家伙“吓坏我了，我都忘了，原来是这家伙。其实这怪只有两百多的战斗力，不算10级的大怪，能力是模仿变人，当初殿主姐姐叫我去搜集这东西的情报，我出去玩给忘了，胡乱扯上去说给殿主姐姐说这是sss级很厉害的怪物，杀了很多弟子，然后殿主姐姐以为我冒着辛苦危险，给我奖励不少好”                                                                        但。                                                                        她声音嘎然而止了。                                                                        她得意过头。                                                                        大眼呆呆的看着我和面无表情的女神。                                                                        “咦，伟大的倩儿师姐刚才有说话吗？”她问我。                                                                        “没！”                                                                        “嘿嘿嘿，我就知道没！“她露出自己的小虎牙，嘻嘻的笑“等着，伟大的倩儿师姐去帮师弟你收拾那家伙！”                                                                        说着，她撸起自己的袖子。                                                                        很霸气的走了过去。                                                                        我摇了摇头。                                                                        我知道她为什么露出怕怕的神情了，原来她的杰作是这个                                                                        同样。                                                                        我感觉自己的害怕，完全是瞎扯淡了                                                                        心理作用                                                                        女神更是嘴角抽搐。                                                                        “笑不出来！”她这样说。                                                                        “我也不知道怎么笑！”我当即是咧嘴“本以为是要打一场生死战斗，结果这个奇葩早在许久之前帮我预算好了这一切了给了我这么大的礼物”                                                                        不得不说。                                                                        这个懒偷得好。                                                                        我给赞。                                                                        那美女师傅殿主恐怕是想考验我，但我想她绝对猜不出会自己养出了个逗逼，做出了一件如此坑爹之事。                                                                        好了。                                                                        看向了伟大的倩儿那边。                                                                        她和另一个自己扭打了起来。                                                                        两人在草地上翻滚，倩儿是哼哼哈嘿的揍着另一个她，但打着打着，两人竟然混搅了都是在哼哼哈嘿了起来。                                                                        最终。                                                                        滚到了我们两个旁边。                                                                        大眼瞪大眼。                                                                        “谁是倩儿？”我错愕了。                                                                        “叫我伟大的倩儿！”两人异口同声。                                                                        得。                                                                        完了。                                                                        刚才没注意。                                                                        那千年血魔和倩儿混在了一起？                                                                        这千年血魔的能力是模仿吧？                                                                        刚才走的那么慢，是故意想把我们吓走，毕竟分析就能分析出我们的战斗力都不低了但出现了这种被拆穿的情况，他做出这种举动，保住了自己的安全，还能麻痹我们，看起来智商还挺高。                                                                        于是。                                                                        我深深的思考了下，把她们分为了倩儿和倩儿b。                                                                        我承认。                                                                        耍计谋肯定是值得夸奖。                                                                        但。                                                                        在两个关公面前耍大刀，这不是找死吗？                                                                        不止我，女神可是聪明的紧呢。                                                                        打量了下。                                                                        我看向了倩儿b。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐！”我笑了。                                                                        她眼神一变。                                                                        警惕的看着我“我是伟大的倩儿师姐啊，我不是假的啊”                                                                        “我问你几个问题！”                                                                        我笑着道“回答对了，我立刻相信你。”                                                                        “喂，丫的，我才是你伟大漂亮可爱超级迷人的倩儿师姐啊！！！”倩儿大叫。                                                                        我示意女神拉住了她。                                                                        也是望着倩儿b。                                                                        “1+1等于几？？”                                                                        “？”                                                                        她傻眼了。                                                                        估计是想不到我会问这个问题。                                                                        “靠，2啊！”                                                                        沉默了几十秒，我一巴掌拍在了她的脑袋，怒道“你这样叫我怎么相信你！”                                                                        “啊，我知道是你2啊，你别打我！！”她连忙捂住头。                                                                        “那好，继续！”我点头“国足厉害还是德国足球厉害！？”                                                                        “厄德德国！”                                                                        “卖切糕的厉害还是卖茶叶蛋的厉害？”                                                                        “切切糕？”                                                                        她已经完全傻了。                                                                        “李宗瑞厉害还是陈冠希厉害！？”                                                                        “李宗瑞！”                                                                        “苍老师厉害和张柏芝技术厉害？”                                                                        “苍老师！”                                                                        “北京大厉害还是南翔挖掘机厉害！？”                                                                        “北京大学!”                                                                        “我操你大爷的，你变身厉害那是她本尊厉害！”                                                                        “我变身厉害！”                                                                        砰。                                                                        我一脚就把他踹到了远处。                                                                        “全错！！”我怒道“女神，上！”                                                                        女神先一脚把我踹在了地上。                                                                        而后提剑上去。                                                                        好了。                                                                        那个逗逼，第一眼我就发觉她不对劲了。                                                                        人的动作，话语，长相，神态什么都可以模仿。                                                                        但。                                                                        人逗逼到一种境界，是无法模仿起来的。                                                                        就好比。                                                                        现在正在淡定挠着屁股的伟大倩儿就是这样                                                                        她完全没有紧张感。                                                                        不过。                                                                        冒充就算了。                                                                        竟然敢说那么多错？                                                                        冠希哥艳门照技术那么**，竟然没李宗瑞牛b？                                                                        我南翔挖掘机干不过北京大学？                                                                        我张柏芝偶像拍的v动作比苍老师差？                                                                        台湾说大陆只有两千万人才吃的起的茶叶蛋竟然比不过切糕！？                                                                        好。                                                                        这些我都能忍。                                                                        我草。                                                                        国足不厉害？                                                                        你他妈的全世界找找，哪个球队可以90分钟不射一球？                                                                        90分钟不射！                                                                        这是男人的梦想啊！                                                                        杜蕾斯都得找他们拍广告呢！                                                                        于是。                                                                        踹了他一脚，松了口气。                                                                        “呀！”                                                                        不过，伟大的倩儿，却是吃惊了下。                                                                        “怎么了？”我错愕。                                                                        “师弟，又变成两人了！”倩儿指着女神。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        我转了过去。                                                                        好的。                                                                        两个女神拿着长剑遥遥相觑。                                                                        得。                                                                        又来这招？                                                                        妈的。                                                                        一只渣渣小怪还不快点给我灭了交任务，竟然这么坑我！                                                                        我更是恼怒了。                                                                        “你看到哪个是本人？”我问。                                                                        “刚才在扣屁股，没看到耶！”伟大的倩儿师姐摇头。                                                                        “”                                                                        能不能淑女点？                                                                        这是什么形象？                                                                        “女神”我走了过去。                                                                        “嗯？”                                                                        又是异口同声。                                                                        “我草，，你真当老子傻逼？”我气的不行，这么喜欢整？于是，我伸出手随便朝着一个女神身上摸了过去。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        没摸到。                                                                        我被踩在了地上。                                                                        “这个是正版！”我吐了口血，指着踩着我的女神