有时候觉得。                                                                        这个世界还有这种活宝，真的是太神奇了。                                                                        “不干活了？”                                                                        “哎呀，干什么活”伟大的倩儿师姐毫不介意的挥手“这种小事而已我早被打习惯了，不差这么几顿打”                                                                        “”                                                                        我傻眼在了原地。                                                                        她这么欢乐                                                                        美女师傅知道吗？                                                                        “神马任务啊？”她问。                                                                        “转职任务！”我回答“400战斗力的小怪而已！”                                                                        她小腿一抖。                                                                        差点没摔在地上。                                                                        “你你说几百！？”她张大嘴巴。                                                                        “才四百啊，倩儿师姐你不行啊！？”                                                                        “行，怎么能不行？”伟大的倩儿师姐一咬下唇，差点没哭了，两眼泪汪汪“哎哟，其实呢，只是伟大的倩儿师姐觉得殿主姐姐给的任务挺重要的，不做不好啊”                                                                        怕了？                                                                        废话！                                                                        这妞看起来就是个胆小妞。                                                                        她战斗力肯定也就300左右。                                                                        “难道伟大的倩儿师姐怕打？”我故作吃惊。                                                                        “非常伟大的倩儿师姐怎么会怕！？”                                                                        她大怒了“我去就是，有帮手吗？？”                                                                        “有个300多战斗力的！”我答                                                                        她松了口气。                                                                        笑了起来。                                                                        哼哼点头，说这还差不多。                                                                        两人欢乐的前进了。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐，你和殿主是什么关系啊？”我问。                                                                        “唔”                                                                        倩儿傻眼了下，接着思考了起来“呀，我是被她养大的，不过她好年轻，我不能叫妈妈，要叫殿主姐姐这是她说的呢，不过她经常打我哼哼哼，帮我练就了铜皮铁骨”                                                                        我要是养了这么个妞。                                                                        我保证打死她。                                                                        我理解殿主。                                                                        “对咯，出发！”                                                                        她直接拉着我就跑啦。                                                                        路过是擦肩过了那一群所谓的守护弟子以及掌门。                                                                        掌门是个大美女。                                                                        但。                                                                        在我们走过的一刹那，我仿佛看到她睁开了眼睛，瞥了我一眼，旋即又闭上了。                                                                        这只是一刹那                                                                        我是看错了？                                                                        不是错觉才是吧                                                                        算了。                                                                        暂时也没想。                                                                        这门派还是一如既往的人多，我发现了，只要是本土的弟子，这个世界的弟子，也算是这个异世界的弟子，看到倩儿都会不自觉的扭过头去看她，几乎都认识她的，但不看她的，绝对都是不认识这世界的。                                                                        我真聪明。                                                                        夸自己一下。                                                                        “呀，传送童子姐姐，我要去天洛城！”倩儿带着我走到了一个在各个散发着蓝光的圈圈面前，厄，也就是个传送阵。                                                                        端坐在传送阵面前的是个长的挺俊的妹纸。                                                                        她看到倩儿，也是蹙眉“倩儿，你又要偷懒出去玩？不怕师尊打你？”                                                                        得。                                                                        人人都知道这个家伙是个什么人了                                                                        “哼，童子姐姐，你太让伟大的倩儿伤心了。我是那种人吗？是殿主姐姐叫我带这个鲜嫩可爱的小师弟去天洛城的哟，不信你问问殿主姐姐呗！”                                                                        倩儿故作不开心，抽泣道“你原来都不相信倩儿是好孩子”                                                                        “”                                                                        我有点诧异。                                                                        奥斯卡奖得主为什么不是她？                                                                        “啊，乖乖，姐姐开玩笑的嘛！”                                                                        传送童子摸了摸倩儿的头，笑呵呵的看了我一眼“去吧，中间那个传送阵！”                                                                        “”                                                                        蒙混过去了。                                                                        我无法理解。                                                                        为什么竟然能被信任                                                                        但。                                                                        算了。                                                                        反正和我无关。                                                                        只见我眼睛一花，唰的一下，立刻出现在了一座古代的城池里。                                                                        好的，摆在我面前的是长达数百米的巨大空地，整个空地都是密密麻麻的人，其次，我就被淹没在人堆了。                                                                        “啊，谁摸我屁股！？”旁边的倩儿连忙大叫“哇哇哇，还摸我胸部，丫的，哪个混蛋敢摸伟大的倩儿！”                                                                        “靠，竟然有这种混蛋！”                                                                        我大怒，连忙把手从她胸部和屁股移开，拉着她直接挤出了人堆“怎么有这种人渣，太坏了，竟然敢摸我们伟大的倩儿师姐！”                                                                        “啊，是啊，怎么能这么坏！”倩儿气的鼓嘴。                                                                        啊。                                                                        别看人傻，起码也十七八岁了，发育的还真不错                                                                        比林瑶给力多了。                                                                        自然。                                                                        挤出人多后，便是极多的房屋百姓，这让我简直就等于进入了古代世界而不是游戏世界一样的莫名想法                                                                        “走！”                                                                        倩儿拉着我“伟大的倩儿带你去，对了，你任务是在哪做的？”                                                                        “乾元山！”                                                                        “哦！”她点了点头，但旋即脚步顿住了“你你说什么？”                                                                        “乾元山！”                                                                        “啊，完了完了，伟大的倩儿不去了，倩儿发现还有肚兜没洗，你自己去吧！”倩儿就想跑回来了。                                                                        我拉住了她。                                                                        “怎么了？”我问。                                                                        “呜呜，我们五个门派，都不一样啊！”倩儿当即是哭丧着脸“五个门派有五最”                                                                        五强？                                                                        我傻眼。                                                                        啥意思？                                                                        不过这妞似乎也明白我的想法，就解释了。                                                                        “乾元山，怪物最强！”                                                                        “玉柱洞，弟子最狠毒！”                                                                        “冰心殿，女人最漂亮！”                                                                        “火焰峰，负心汉最多。”                                                                        “幽冥府，弟子最变态啊，都养鬼的！”                                                                        她这样讲了。                                                                        “你们不是女人最多吗？”                                                                        “殿主姐姐说，漂亮比多重要”她严肃道“像乾元山的怪，一般别看四百战斗力，合起来更强大百分之几十呢，我们一起会挂的！”                                                                        “放心，我那个队友很厉害！”                                                                        我拉着她就走。                                                                        这时候裤子都脱了，她还想不干？                                                                        开玩笑！                                                                        “你们给我多少钱？”她这样问了。                                                                        “你要多少？”                                                                        “一万，不，十万两！”                                                                        “好！”                                                                        十万两。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        应该不多吧，估计一个剧情点的事。                                                                        至于好吃的，我换一堆给她就是。                                                                        传送车夫也是和门派一样。                                                                        她叫了点钱，我们就坐上传送阵消失在原地了。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿告诉你哦，师弟，这些传送的都很厉害啊，我师傅说了，这里的车夫每个都是超级高手呢！”她这样给我说着。                                                                        高手？                                                                        无所谓。                                                                        反正我又不惹他们。                                                                        不过。                                                                        好了。                                                                        到了。                                                                        “女神！”我招手。                                                                        女神穿的是上次的10级装备，很是漂亮，小短裙特短                                                                        她站在刚传送没多远的石前等我。                                                                        “这个是队友？”女神见到我来，也是转过头，面无表情的看向倩儿。                                                                        “哼哼哼，玉柱洞的弟子！”                                                                        但伟大的倩儿看到这女神，当即是不开心了“我不喜欢她！”                                                                        “为啥？”                                                                        “她比我漂亮”                                                                        “”                                                                        “”                                                                        女神这可真的是犯了一个大罪。                                                                        “走！”                                                                        女神让我带头。                                                                        “等等，给钱，给钱啊！”倩儿连忙道。                                                                        “十万两！”                                                                        “你要我把自己卖了？”女神好奇。                                                                        “很多吗？”我不解了。                                                                        “一剧情点等于一百两”                                                                        “”                                                                        我发现。                                                                        这倩儿小妞是真坑。                                                                        欺负我不知道兑换的比例？                                                                        “你们在商量啥啊？”伟大的倩儿蹙眉了。                                                                        “哦，我们说先打怪啊，打完再给你，她是个坏蛋，说怕你赖账。唉，太坏了，竟然不相信我们伟大的倩儿师姐....”                                                                        我叹气“我知道，伟大的倩儿师姐肯定是会拘泥小节，要先拿钱的！”                                                                        唰..                                                                        小丁丁变长...                                                                        我脸色大变，连忙嘀咕了几句，这才恢复正常大小.                                                                        “呸呸呸...伟大的倩儿师姐是那种人吗？打完再拿就是了！”倩儿大怒，仿佛我们不相信她的节操一般。                                                                        真好。                                                                        打完我直接跑路了..                                                                        女神看着我。                                                                        她面无表情，旋即再怜悯的看了看倩儿...                                                                        于是。                                                                        照着目标地点，组了个队伍，带着两人出发了。                                                                        “啊山里有个漂亮的姑娘叫倩儿，她的眼睛又大又漂亮，拉丁滴蜡，拉丁滴蜡...拉丁拉丁拉丁丁蜡..”                                                                        这妞在前面哼着歌。                                                                        我完全不知道她为什么这么的能逗逼。                                                                        但...                                                                        之后地点到了。                                                                        刚到的刹那，四周立刻传来一阵阴森感，这妞也是吓得当即一动不敢动..                                                                        然而。                                                                        诡异的一幕出现了。                                                                        “啊山里有个漂亮的姑娘叫倩儿，她的眼睛又大又漂亮，拉丁滴蜡，拉丁滴蜡...拉丁拉丁拉丁丁蜡..”                                                                        在我们静止动作的几秒后..                                                                        同样的倩儿出现在了我们面前！                                                                        她的动作和倩儿一样，欢乐的朝着我们这里边唱歌边跳过来。                                                                        这下。                                                                        倩儿傻眼了。                                                                        我同样瞪大眼睛。                                                                        尼玛闹鬼了？                                                                        “喂喂，这真的是怪吗？”我脸色全绿，看向女神。                                                                        “我有种不安的感觉！”                                                                        女神连忙拔起了剑。                                                                        “我草！”                                                                        我也是大怒，连忙拔起自己的武器“妈的，我不信它多牛逼，功夫再高，也得怕菜刀！