我不想吐槽。                                                                        不。                                                                        应该是我懒得吐槽。                                                                        妈的。                                                                        这不是老子每天做梦都想对任何美少女说出的那句话吗？噢，sht,今天听到别人说了，各种无限嫉妒羡慕恨啊！                                                                        节操?                                                                        我他妈的什么时候有过节操了                                                                        苏青面无表情的看着我，似乎完全了解了我在想什么，仿佛是在看待一个无可救药的病人一样，只能摇了摇头，表示无奈                                                                        不过。                                                                        我无视了她。                                                                        塞翁失马焉知非福，这下，我虽然达不成自己原来的梦想，但嘿嘿嘿，老子可以完成另外一个梦想了。                                                                        于是我抛弃了战略和理智。                                                                        一步就冲了出去。                                                                        “禽兽，放开那个妹纸，让我来！”我大叫。                                                                        好了。                                                                        我完成了自己一个伟大的梦想，喊出了自己幻想的名言！                                                                        敬礼！                                                                        为了伟大的猥琐敬礼！                                                                        “靠，你是谁？”                                                                        然而，出现在我面前的是两个长的尖嘴猴腮的猥琐男，两人也是穿着木叶村的衣服，用巨大铁链绑着一名粉红色披肩发，看起来挺不错的漂亮青春少女                                                                        小樱                                                                        噢。                                                                        fk！                                                                        怎么和动漫一样，都属于无胸一族？                                                                        “我是拯救少女的英雄！”                                                                        我开口了。                                                                        只是。                                                                        刚说完，我立刻感觉身后有一股和我站在一起感觉很丢人的气场好吧，我收敛了，也不敢再当逗逼了，虽然当逗逼很欢乐。                                                                        “不好对付！”                                                                        不过--                                                                        女神却是走到了我的面前，表情冷漠道“一个7级，一个5级！”                                                                        得。                                                                        我当场是傻在了原地。                                                                        7级，5级？                                                                        我草！                                                                        二话不说，我一把就是准备开溜。只可惜，我又被这苏青给拉住了，压根没法逃脱，她看向我“你想干什么？”                                                                        “逃命啊！”                                                                        “你不做任务了？”她问。                                                                        “我草，七级啊，任务没小命重要”                                                                        “我知道，你是怕我说不定会抛弃你逃跑！”她直接指出了我内心所想“人喜欢隐藏真实的自己伪装出囚的一面，只有两种可能，一是怕人嫉妒，选择安稳。另外一种，就是和你一样，喜欢扮猪吃虎，想以最让人不屑的一面展现，最终以不可思议的姿态征服一切！”                                                                        学心理。                                                                        是真的不错。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        你瞧。                                                                        我想什么人家都能分析出绝对是高材生。                                                                        好了。                                                                        我停下了脚步，看得出，她可能是打算和对面的两个人战斗。要知道，等级越高，获得的经验以及剧情点和奖励就越高。这种聪明而又古怪的女人都喜欢冒险，喜欢赌，这就是她想让我们对战的缘故。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我们也是一个7级一个5级。                                                                        “虽然听不懂你们说什么，但好像很牛逼的样子！”一个尖嘴猴腮的家伙稀奇古怪的打量了我们好一会儿，终于是摇头“算了，也是玩家，二狗，等等我们一起虐了他们，七级的你吃，我吃五级的！”                                                                        “好的驴蛋！”二狗点头。                                                                        驴蛋。                                                                        二狗？                                                                        好名字！                                                                        “你们别逼我！”                                                                        我冷冷的开口。                                                                        “哦？这家伙难不成有大招？”驴蛋惊恐的看了我一眼，连忙躲到了那二狗的旁边“你得保护我，我才5级，你是7级的！”                                                                        “好的，二狗！”                                                                        “”                                                                        于是。                                                                        两个人欢乐的展现出二货的神色，将小樱捆绑在一旁后就仔细的打量着我们。                                                                        自然了。                                                                        我明白自己是什么人，对于别人我往往都是以我的角度来考虑。这个世界没有傻子，真的要想，  那肯定就你自己一个。说话留七分，就是这样的缘故。知人知面不知心啊，古话都是很有道理的。                                                                        我也认真了。                                                                        开启牛b模式                                                                        开启中                                                                        滴滴                                                                        开启%%%                                                                        出现故障                                                                        开启牛b模式失败将落为逗逼模式。                                                                        所以。                                                                        我又孬了。                                                                        还是让这女人先上吧。                                                                        “听说过田忌赛马吗？”她问我。                                                                        “我草，两个人怎么赛？”                                                                        “两个人也也可以！”                                                                        “”                                                                        她是想让我开先锋了。                                                                        “我不是骡子不是马,还是你先上吧！田忌不喜欢骡子！”                                                                        “骡子也能跑，如果想赢，就听我的。我给你7级的杀。现在时间宝贵，木叶没多久可能就会被攻破了，我们抓紧时间，这两个人没那么好对付的！”她道。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        我相信了她一次，立刻也冲了过去。                                                                        毕竟--                                                                        能和女神在一起进入支线的几率可是少之又少啊，世界多少玩家？说不定还在随时增加呢。而且就算再次遇到，会不会是敌人也还不知道她现在能带我打怪升级，我应该乐呵才是啊。                                                                        只可惜。                                                                        现在宠物都是没啥用的，我都没见什么人带宠物，否则带着宠物打架，这也是多了几分保障啊。                                                                        我现在都在想。                                                                        系统是不是会出什么给宠物修炼的东西，否则出宠物来干嘛？                                                                        “丫的，驴蛋交给我来保护！”                                                                        这时，二狗看到我出来，立刻是展现出自己七级的霸道威风，立刻朝着我冲了过来，简单直接的一拳打向了我。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我没小看他们。                                                                        小樱都能绑住，那种级别的暴力女岂是简单会被绑的？                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        我连忙躲开，不过他像是天生就是格斗能手一样，竟然飞快的又是一脚踹向了我，我这样的战斗力一看就知道和他有些差距，战斗技巧也比不过，打赢看来希望也不是很大，只能用手臂挡了一下。                                                                        但这下格挡。                                                                        却立刻踹的我差点没挡住，手臂被震得发麻抖动                                                                        “力气这么大！？”                                                                        我瞪大眼睛。                                                                        满是不敢置信的神色。                                                                        我现在带着装备，40多的战斗力，还被打成这样，这得是多大的天生力气，和那个耶稣是一样类型的天生神力吗？                                                                        “小心点，他有格斗技术，你没有购买，得小心！”女神倒是在那边忽然迎上了5级的驴蛋，也是给我提醒“5级之后每升一级都有点数可以加，他恐怕是把两点都加到力量，这样的力道很正常！”                                                                        我傻眼了下。                                                                        妈的。                                                                        这升级还可以增加属性点的？                                                                        算了。                                                                        正常，毕竟这是游戏                                                                        我明白。                                                                        女神是相信我，她是认为我可以抵挡住住这个家伙，给她足够的时间杀死那个驴蛋然后来帮我。                                                                        同样的。                                                                        赌的是我小命，我死了，她会跑，我赢了，她帮我。怎么说她都和我没多大的关系，这么做很正常的，我都明白，也没怪她什么。                                                                        “哗哗哗！”                                                                        之后几道拳风踢脚不停的朝着我席卷而来，这二狗看起来傻，但这攻击招招面对我要害，我是差不多能躲就躲，躲不开就强行抵挡，手臂发麻的时间，也就是我可能遭受死亡威胁的时间。                                                                        要知道。                                                                        他一拳是可以把地下的石头打裂开的。被打中头部，直接可以退出游戏了！                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        我和他一拳撞在了一起。                                                                        “叮48k超钻石黑金亮瞎眼大戒效果发动对方玩家精神受到隐藏，将会在三秒后拿出自己最珍视的宝贝喊出自己最想说出的话”                                                                        自己最珍视的宝贝喊出自己最想说出的话？                                                                        我草！                                                                        这个和打赢有什么差距？                                                                        但。                                                                        三秒后。                                                                        哗！                                                                        这家伙忽然从自己口袋里掏出一条白色的内裤，指着驴蛋哈哈大笑“驴蛋，老子上过你媳妇，你还不知道吧？白痴，哈哈哈哈！”                                                                        “”                                                                        不。                                                                        这戒指是有用的。                                                                        我默默的为戒指点了个赞。                                                                        这不。                                                                        内杠能力。                                                                        驴蛋正在拼命抵挡着苏青，恐怕也明白我们这个方式。                                                                        但。                                                                        当二狗说出这句话，他先是傻眼了下，接着头发似乎都绿了起来，眼中刹那间充满了怒火，在二狗错愕的境况下，冲了过去。                                                                        “你敢上我媳妇？？”他吼道“你他妈的，朋友妻也敢骑啊！？”