章030 你叫破喉咙也没有用!-《萌萌哒系统》

    “有仇?”                                                                        苏青问我。                                                                        “必须大仇!”我阴笑“我本来以为我够贱,可碰到比我自己贱的,同行竞争压力大,只好选择干掉他了!”                                                                        她面无表情。                                                                        似乎觉得吐槽我是一种很无聊的事情。                                                                        “要帮忙吗?”她问。                                                                        “我很乐意!”                                                                        于是。                                                                        我们躲了起来,凑在了旁边木屋旁,等待那家伙的过来。                                                                        这次老子不把他给揣了,我他妈的林字倒着写。                                                                        “那可笑的中国小子,真是个傻逼”他吹着口哨乐呵呵的朝我这边迈进“不过下次看到他,我可得好好的削他只是现在等级还不够,哼哼哼,先放过他吧”                                                                        削我?                                                                        呵呵。                                                                        他真厉害!                                                                        “等等,先别出手!”                                                                        可在我刚想动的时候,忽然旁边苏青一把拉住了我的手。                                                                        我草!                                                                        她手好软                                                                        “怎么?”但我还是保持了冷静,在我眼里,女色永远只能排在第二男色永远都是第一!                                                                        “还有人!”她蹙眉“他眼神在四处张望,脚步故意放慢,有两种可能,一是疲惫,紧张。二是等待人的到来,选择一下,是第二种。你心理学还没完全学到家!”                                                                        “”                                                                        他妈的。                                                                        这简直是妖精了。                                                                        老子再机智也没你们女人那种细心的观察力啊!这跟心理有毛关系?                                                                        但的确。                                                                        之后我是看到他停了下来,另外是一个忍者跑到了他的面前,看起来也像是日本人一样,笑道“村田君,有什么收获吗?”                                                                        “龟田君,我碰到了一个小子,被他跑了!”这村田上野无奈的一摇头“他跟我吹嘘自己是7级的玩家,把我吓了一跳逃到远处时,他这才露出他3级的面目,逃之夭夭,真的是个狡猾的中国人!”                                                                        “什么?”这叫龟田君的立刻脸色难看了“王八蛋,还有这种人,下次碰到他,直接捏死他!”                                                                        “算了,龟田君,毕竟那是中国人中国人都这样!”村田上野摇头。                                                                        好了。                                                                        他可以窃喜,他激怒我了。                                                                        “被污蔑了侮辱,你还会笑?”苏青看我。                                                                        “我一般不喜欢这种冷笑要知道,我这么帅,配这种冷笑显得不大搭边不过,我要是这样笑了,对方就该死了!”我道。                                                                        当然。                                                                        首席我很感谢。                                                                        她理解我是被污蔑的。                                                                        但也是啊。                                                                        那种看起来狗屎的小鬼子,不都那副德行?                                                                        “一人一只?”她道。                                                                        “为什么不用个?”                                                                        “因为他们是日本的!”                                                                        “形容的好!”                                                                        于是。                                                                        我们两个很默契,飞快的用全力跑到了两人的南北方向,将正在畅谈的两个人围住,生怕被其逃跑。                                                                        “你们是谁?”                                                                        但我们的突然出现,是引得龟田君神色一变,立刻掏出手中的短剑。                                                                        好的。                                                                        这家伙没5级!                                                                        五级的话,应该都会换装备,虽然这支线里面看不出来,但武器还是能分辨的。只是,我很好奇,这村田上野明明没5级,何来的更换宝贝?是因为做完支线,像我奖励了一个手套的这种缘故吗?                                                                        嘛。                                                                        应该是这个。                                                                        然而。                                                                        龟田君是恼怒,村田兄见到我立刻脸色变了。                                                                        “是你!”他瞪大眼睛。                                                                        “我要不要回一句好久不见?”我笑。                                                                        “村田君,你认识?”龟田见我打招呼,以为我们是朋友,眼神的警惕也放松了下。                                                                        “不是这是我骗他说不对,是他骗我说我他3级的那个!”村田上野指着我,神情有点慌乱,我看得出来,他眼珠子在晃动,额头流出冷汗,一是在思考怎么逃脱,二是想把他背后这人给拉下来殿后。                                                                        但。                                                                        他的话貌似是骗过了龟田,这家伙冷笑道“那就在这收拾他好了”                                                                        “另外一个女人还是2级的,要不龟田兄,都交给你!”                                                                        “这么好?”                                                                        “我们是什么关系?这种小事算什么?”                                                                        “好,那我就不客气了!”                                                                        说到不客气。                                                                        他突然间眼神一冷,手中短剑在猝不及防间立刻就连续捅在了村天君几下,接着他踹到在地下狠狠的压住之后,便是露出谄媚的笑脸看着我们“两个大哥大姐,我把这家伙给收拾了,你们和他有仇,要不就解决他赚经验好了,我们是同个阵营,对抗起来不好!”                                                                        呵呵。                                                                        我和苏青对视一眼。                                                                        这家伙。                                                                        很机智啊!                                                                        看来这日本人,也不都全是傻子,要是我出现这种情况,也会直接捅村田一刀然后把他献给敌人。                                                                        在前期,对人最重要的是什么?钱?不是!女人?不是!最重要的是等级和经验,经验拱手送人?这不是开玩笑吗。不要命也不能不要经验啊,加上那村田的神色,只要有点心思的都能算出他在想什么。                                                                        可也说明了。                                                                        日本人,没有好鸟!                                                                        “你做得不错!”我笑着点头“不过,我们两人,为什么要放过你?对付你,应该不难吧。”                                                                        他咬牙。                                                                        看着我,道“我们是同阵营的,杀了我不如不杀,毕竟我可能有帮助。其次,你们如果想杀死我们两,那完全没可能。我会在你们杀死我的前一刻杀死他,还要和我厮杀,那样你们同样只能获得一个人的奖励分,比起后者,前者不是更好吗?”                                                                        我若有所思的点头。                                                                        “好,我答应你!”                                                                        “你发誓!”                                                                        “发誓?”我错愕了,接着怪笑道“好,我发誓,如果我骗你,我不得好死!”                                                                        “好!”                                                                        他很乐意的把地下的那半死不活的村田君扔到了我的面前,自然,我开心的拍了拍村田兄的脸蛋,一刀子在他不甘愤怒的眼神中,解决了这个路人甲                                                                        “叮玩家杀死同阵营玩家:村田上野。编号:46350!”                                                                        “叮战斗内容已截图上传!”                                                                        “叮玩家获得奖励剧情点+3。奖励经验值+30。预知卡片+1。战绩+1。”                                                                        好了。                                                                        3个剧情点,我还差一点就可以购买防身战技了。                                                                        其实很可惜。                                                                        如果可以用其他玩家的装备的话,我还是很乐意把他手中的匕首拿过来耍的                                                                        “怎么样,我可以走了吧?”龟田君说道。                                                                        “不行!”我摇头。                                                                        “你骗我?你不得好死!”他怒道。                                                                        “我绝对会放过你,安心啊,同志!”我笑着耸肩“不过,你身后那个3级的大美女不同意,如果你可以把她打得半死,我自然会放你离去!”                                                                        下面。                                                                        结局很简单了。                                                                        逗逼的龟田兄很欣喜的点头,抓着手中的匕首冲向女神,然后被女神一刀直接劈成两半,啧啧,这刀还不带眨眼的。                                                                        “你很无聊!”她这样说。                                                                        “我这不是为了缓解你的沉闷吗?”我笑。                                                                        不过。                                                                        突然的。                                                                        “叮隐藏任务启动!”                                                                        “叮忍者村少女小樱受到玩家的攻击,请玩家火速救援!”                                                                        脑子忽然嗡的一声。                                                                        开启了隐藏任务?                                                                        咦。                                                                        我还有这个待遇?                                                                        不过咋没有显示奖励啊,这是隐藏任务的特别性吗?                                                                        “怎么了?”似乎看到了我表情的变化,苏青好奇了。                                                                        “接到了隐藏任务,去救np,你帮我不?”                                                                        她蹙眉。                                                                        思考了两秒。                                                                        “走!”                                                                        好了。                                                                        我们两个一起出发了。                                                                        自然。                                                                        几分钟后,我来到了系统给出的地点,同样的,我恰巧的听到了一道很猥琐的对话声!                                                                        “嘿嘿嘿,在看动漫就挺喜欢你这个角色,总是在想能见到你多好现在终于见到本人了,这可真漂亮了”                                                                        “你们放开我,竟然骗我,快放开我!”                                                                        “你叫吧,叫破喉咙也没人来救你的。”                                                                        “”