章255 003和耶稣-《萌萌哒系统》

    废话。                                                                        不是我是谁!?                                                                        看着这焕然一新,貌似比我大了一点,穿着还是破烂的倩儿小妞,是笑摸其狗头“我就是小师弟啊!”                                                                        “啊?”                                                                        倩儿更怪了起来,接着大怒“你敢摸伟大的倩儿师姐头?”                                                                        得。                                                                        还是这个脾气。                                                                        我嘴角抽了抽,把手收了回来。                                                                        果然。                                                                        逗逼就是逗逼,一辈子都会是逗逼!                                                                        这是时光和岁月都无法磨灭和摧残的。                                                                        “哼哼哼,两年过去,小师弟竟然长不高了!”这妮子见我放下手,是笑嘻嘻的,接着伸长手想摸我头,当然,机智的我是把脚尖垫了起来,让她摸不到继续大怒。                                                                        至于为啥我说倩儿屁股有颗痣后这妞会相信我!                                                                        其实也不用多想。                                                                        这妞是不介意这些,也不会去管那理由,只要是她确定了就可以了!                                                                        所以了。                                                                        见过她屁股的估计只有我和她师傅。                                                                        毕竟我上次掉进水池是把她从上到下都看了一遍                                                                        某个方面来讲,她挺聪明的。                                                                        “两年学到了什么?”我问她。                                                                        “现在殿主姐姐肯定打不到倩儿了”倩儿见我这么问,是得意的一笑“哼哼,伟大的倩儿师姐是学会了天下无敌最厉害的绝招哦!”                                                                        厄。                                                                        我是看到过倩儿那能力。                                                                        直接消失,然后再重新出现。                                                                        不过那是无声无息的。                                                                        人根本是反应不过来。                                                                        我都有些吃惊,这究竟是怎么样弄的才会如此厉害。                                                                        “是什么能力啊?伟大漂亮聪明可爱厉害的倩儿师姐”我问。                                                                        “哼哼哼,是,不能说的!”倩儿刚想说话,忽然就摇了摇头,撇嘴道“二转的时候就会啦,其实伟大的倩儿师姐也不知道主要是什么能力”                                                                        不知道?                                                                        厄。                                                                        对了。                                                                        这些异世界本土人物和我们不同。                                                                        这样划分吧。                                                                        我们这世界的玩家。                                                                        还有其他异世界的玩家。                                                                        还有本土,也是称为np的人物。                                                                        三个派系。                                                                        但说真的。                                                                        不解释的话,我还真的是分不出。                                                                        应该是没人分的出。                                                                        都是人类,都是同样拥有能力的。                                                                        所罗门他们是本土的,还是异世界的,我更是完全不知道。                                                                        这就是蛋疼的一点。                                                                        本土的人物。                                                                        没有系统。能力也就像我们吃饭一样,到该有的等级时就会了。                                                                        但我从一开始就知道,倩儿这妮子不简单。                                                                        毕竟,是下一任冰心殿的掌门呢。                                                                        能力强大狠正常。                                                                        “对了哦!”倩儿忽然拉了拉我袖子“小师弟,倩儿捡到了一个好东西,交给那个给我吃的好人保管了,现在这个长的好可怕的坏蛋要来抢我们的东西,你要帮帮我呀小师弟”                                                                        如果是两年前的倩儿,肯定是一把将我扔在原地然后自己遁开。                                                                        看来。                                                                        训练效果斐然啊。                                                                        不过。                                                                        这仅仅是指心性和实力,其他的智商这点貌似还降低了。                                                                        把东西交给003?                                                                        我苦笑一声,是看向了003。                                                                        这家伙。                                                                        他正干笑着看着我们,一脸友爱之色。                                                                        嘛,003是外国人,因为肌肉多,很帅,看起来也是人畜无害的类型,倩儿这样上当倒是很正常。                                                                        东西交给他。                                                                        能拿回来吗?                                                                        当然了。                                                                        这不是重点,重点是今天不是个好日子啊。                                                                        撞见了女神。                                                                        又碰到最让人头疼的耶稣队伍。                                                                        要知道。                                                                        耶稣按照女神来说,现在不会比世界组织的队伍弱多少了。                                                                        “我知道了,我会保护你的宝贝的!”                                                                        我点头。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        虽然是单独作战打不过,但现在,我们貌似还是有优势的。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我们队伍四个。                                                                        加上倩儿小妞和003是6个。                                                                        多了一人。                                                                        而且。                                                                        003和005这么强大,两个打耶稣,剩下的交给我们几个,是完全没有多大的问题的                                                                        不过。                                                                        在此之前。                                                                        我可得先把倩儿的宝贝拿回来,那可是我的宝贝了                                                                        “那是我的东西!”                                                                        耶稣却是忽然这样开口。                                                                        他扛着巨斧,眼神冰冷的扫了我一眼,他显然认识我,只是看到我,觉得有点不好办了而已,接着冷笑了“抢我东西的,可都死了!”                                                                        死了?                                                                        卧槽。                                                                        恐吓我?                                                                        老子可不怕你!                                                                        “你有什么证据说是你的?”我也冷笑了“我还说你妹妹是我的呢,真扯淡。”                                                                        说着。                                                                        我看向003,笑道“我家倩儿说东西交给我保护了!”                                                                        003一愣。                                                                        这家伙不傻。                                                                        肯定是明白我的意思。                                                                        但确实装傻充愣,他哦了一声后笑了起来“那你加油啊!”                                                                        “”                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        死不要脸?                                                                        “那我走了,你自己打耶稣!”我很老实的说。                                                                        看得出来。                                                                        这是个好东西啊。                                                                        连耶稣都抢。                                                                        得瞧瞧是啥                                                                        自然了。                                                                        我这话说出,003是嘴角微抽。                                                                        如果我不干的话,他肯定要面临耶稣惨绝人寰的追杀啊。                                                                        “他不还哦!”我对倩儿说。                                                                        “敢不还我!”                                                                        倩儿大怒,当即是怒指003“别以为伟大的倩儿长的可爱漂亮就好欺负了哦,我告诉你,你要是不把东西还给我,倩儿师姐肯定打死你!”                                                                        倩儿这威胁的                                                                        我继续笑摸其狗头,有了点霸气。                                                                        “除非你拿很多好吃的和我换,不然不行!”倩儿继续道。                                                                        “”                                                                        我对她高估了。                                                                        不过。                                                                        见倩儿这样说着,003似乎也在思考点东西一样,接着,他笑了“好啊,给你就是,这东西对我来说,其实也没那么大的用处,毕竟这是倩儿的,我不可能会去吞倩儿的宝物的!”                                                                        说着。                                                                        他是想走来我这。                                                                        “003,你是这是什么意思?”耶稣却是忽然挥舞了下斧头,冷笑一声,带着背后的四个人,满是戾气的开口“想死吗?”                                                                        是的。                                                                        不能无视耶稣。                                                                        这家伙。                                                                        是今天的主要敌人。                                                                        当初被他一下折断了手,我还记得这个仇呢。                                                                        有意思!                                                                        他虽然有点忌惮我们的组合,但仿佛,也不怕开战一样。                                                                        “耶稣,当初杀了你的,好像就是我吧?”003是推了推自己的黑框眼镜,露出帅气的笑容,玩味的道“你这是想报复吗?”                                                                        耶稣脸色难看了。                                                                        唔。                                                                        我是知道世界组织四个人杀了耶稣五个。                                                                        这心理阴影肯定有了。                                                                        003弱吗?                                                                        肯定不弱。                                                                        是003啊!                                                                        即便上次所罗门的噩梦说他差点杀了可这只能代表,他强的吓人。                                                                        相比之下。                                                                        003能当003,自然有不凡的地方。                                                                        “你觉得,你还想杀我第二次?”耶稣笑了。                                                                        “唉,如果六个打你五个还打不过,那可真的是丢人了!”003无所谓的一耸肩,冲着我笑了笑,很淡定的走了过来。                                                                        “咔!”                                                                        耶稣很直接。                                                                        先出手了。                                                                        他背后的几个人虽然没有动作,不是带着笑就是面无表情,但我看得出来,他们很期待和003再打一场一样。                                                                        而现在。                                                                        耶稣的一斧头先砸了下去。                                                                        “砰!”                                                                        003也预料到这这点,很准时的一把抽出一根长棍,横在了面前。                                                                        两者对撞。                                                                        棍子是被震得摇摇晃动,003踩在大地的脚下也是陷入了点深度。                                                                        强大的力量。                                                                        震得地面也有点抖动。                                                                        “18级二转,判若两人啊!”003冷笑一声,额头流着冷汗,是极为费力的模样。                                                                        这一击就看得出来了。                                                                        003在近身战斗方面,打不过耶稣。                                                                        耶稣阴冷的笑着,抓着斧头,力量更大。                                                                        “你才知道吗?”耶稣开口“当初杀了我的是你,今天杀了你的,可能就是我了!”                                                                        “这么自信,真的好吗?”003是玩味的看着他。                                                                        接着。                                                                        他棍子一甩。                                                                        砰。                                                                        耶稣的巨斧直接是被打出一个窟窿,而003就此退到了我们这边,遥遥道“你是忘了我的能力是什么了吧?”