别说话。                                                                        看好了？                                                                        我哭笑不得。                                                                        这姑奶奶又打算做啥？                                                                        我也是一个好奇，直接蹲在了她旁边。                                                                        小声的道“伟大漂亮可爱纯洁的倩儿师姐，在做什么呀？”                                                                        “哼哼哼哼，伟大漂亮可爱纯洁的倩儿师姐在抓老虎呢！”倩儿小声嘀咕道“等等再和你说，你看好了！”                                                                        “吼！”                                                                        只是忽然，老虎的咆哮声传了出来。                                                                        砰！                                                                        竹篓哪里经得住老虎的撞击，直接被撞开。                                                                        旋即，老虎就直接冲了出来，闪烁着惊人的獠牙，望向了倩儿小妞这。                                                                        “唰！”                                                                        老虎跑过来了。                                                                        唔。                                                                        这女人怎么还这么淡定？                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        这妞不是一向很怕死吗？                                                                        这不，我好奇心更甚了。！                                                                        这妞竟然如此淡定....                                                                        当然。                                                                        老虎我是不怕，打得过，但我就想看看这妞做啥。                                                                        “哗！”                                                                        忽然。                                                                        这妮子一抓手中的绳子。                                                                        咻！                                                                        地下一个巨大的网直接升了上来，这网带着大大的漏洞，在抓住老虎的同时，倒是把老虎的四肢和嘴巴漏了出来。好的，机智的我发现，网捆住了老虎对身体，但老虎发力的手脚头都无法用力挣脱，就像有力气却打在水里一样。                                                                        白费力，无法挣扎。                                                                        它被活抓了。                                                                        “呀哈哈哈哈，机智而又伟大的倩儿师姐大发明怎么可能抓不住你这只老虎怪？”倩儿得意大笑，接着怒指着老虎“叫你吃掉我养了好几个月的小乖，看今天我活活吃了你丫的，哼哼哼！”                                                                        小乖！？                                                                        “小乖是啥？”                                                                        “哦，我养的一只可爱的小猪！”                                                                        ＂....＂                                                                        我面无表情。                                                                        这老虎太冤了！                                                                        “你抓他干嘛这么麻烦？直接打就是了啊！”我说。                                                                        “不啊，我怕受伤呢！”倩儿摇了摇头。                                                                        怕受伤？                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        抓一只老虎可能是危险了点，但只要抓着你的宝剑一砍不就挂了？竟然还担心受伤？这妮子果然还是一如既往的奇葩。                                                                        只是。                                                                        咦。                                                                        等等。                                                                        这个方法..                                                                        “倩儿！”                                                                        我连忙拉了拉倩儿“你用笼子套老虎的目的是什么？”                                                                        “啊？”                                                                        倩儿鼓了股嘴“叫我伟大的倩儿师姐，不对，现在是机智而又伟大的超级聪明倩儿师姐，知道吗小师弟？”                                                                        “....”                                                                        我不想吐槽她。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        不过她的智商就罢在那了，我不吐槽真的好么？                                                                        “那...机智而又伟大的超级聪明漂亮可爱纯洁超级迷人的倩儿师姐，能告诉我，你弄笼子的目的是什么吗？这笼子应该关不住这老虎的才是吧？”我好奇的说道。                                                                        或许。                                                                        我发现了。                                                                        虽然倩儿是有点傻，但在某些方面，好像，特别聪明啊...                                                                        “啊，哼哼哼，这就是机智而又伟大的超级聪明漂亮可爱纯洁超级迷人的倩儿师姐的主意啦，我想到每次殿主姐姐不开心的时候总把我关起来，把倩儿吓得半死之时，然后就惊慌失措啊，就跑了，然后跑啦，那殿主姐姐就很机智的找到借口来打伟大的倩儿了...”倩儿哼哼唧唧很是不满的道。                                                                        厄。                                                                        那这么说。                                                                        这还成了她的启发了？                                                                        是啊。                                                                        惊慌失措下，人就想跑。                                                                        老虎也是。                                                                        老虎想跑了，只要在它要跑出来的方向做出个诱饵，在它要到之时，一提陷阱，那直接不就赢了吗？                                                                        那。                                                                        八百战斗力的家伙，可以变相的说成一只老虎吗？                                                                        当然，是凶残点的。                                                                        而倩儿这个方法，我是不是也可以试试？                                                                        这样的陷阱。                                                                        困住了，是同样没有力气挣脱。                                                                        有希望啊！                                                                        真的完全有希望！                                                                        当即我看着倩儿，也是有点满意了。                                                                        这妞也会有用的时候啊！                                                                        “该死的倩儿，你又抓山上的动物了？”一道女声传来“自己把自己的猪烤了，那老虎都偷吃了一点你也要吃了它，看我今天不抓你去给殿主教训一顿，还敢继续破坏这山里的规矩.....”                                                                        得。                                                                        傻眼了。                                                                        这妮子。                                                                        说猪被吃了，他妈的是被自己吃了后然后被老虎抢拿走了些许残羹剩饭，现在饿肚子了，有借口打到老虎身上了！？                                                                        卧槽！                                                                        她怎么那么机智！                                                                        “啊，不妙了被发现了，不能吃了！”倩儿大惊，接着抓住我转身就跑了“小师弟，快撤啊，再不撤等等会被打死的！”                                                                        厄。                                                                        我跟着她一起跑了。                                                                        只是。                                                                        咦。                                                                        这关我毛事啊，我干嘛要跑？                                                                        靠！                                                                        被坑了！                                                                        “混蛋，又是你！”那女声再度出现。                                                                        好的。                                                                        追来的这个妞，是被我偷看洗澡被我用小丁丁撞晕的其中一个小妞。                                                                        我不知道她叫啥名字。                                                                        但她竟然还记得我。                                                                        这不。                                                                        提着剑就追过来了“变态，别跑，我今天剁了你！”                                                                        “我草，这关我什么事了？倩儿也在这里啊！”我吓得差点尿了。                                                                        好的。                                                                        本来只有一个，我无所谓。                                                                        机智的我甩的掉。                                                                        只是。                                                                        “啊，大家来抓住这个变态啊，偷窥姐姐们洗澡，还要吃山里的老虎呢！”倩儿躲在人堆，指着我大叫。                                                                        我被卖了！                                                                        我傻眼在了原地。                                                                        你他大爷的，抓着我一起就是为了卖我？                                                                        混蛋！                                                                        我一口老血差点没吐出来。                                                                        然后追着我的就成了妹纸大军了。                                                                        要知道。                                                                        这一群人可都是拿着武器的，被追上，八成要成为肉酱啊。                                                                        她们的等级和战斗力，肯定都不比我低。                                                                        他大爷的。                                                                        本来还想去找美女殿主师傅问点事情的，但现在看到这一幕，我是彻底傻眼了，完了，还是别想了。                                                                        连忙是跑到了传送阵。                                                                        “啊，若晴姐姐，快放我去乾元山啊！”我连忙跑到了那传送那了。                                                                        若晴看到我，是一愣，望着我背后的大军，是呵呵笑了起来“你又干了什么天怒人怨的事情了？”                                                                        我欲哭无泪。                                                                        还我干的？                                                                        “好了，快去吧，那两个小丫头可一个比一个疯！”若晴笑了笑。                                                                        两个？                                                                        厄。                                                                        算了，两个无所谓了！                                                                        不。                                                                        等等。                                                                        “若晴师姐，我想问下，你知道七十二天星技能是什么东西吗？”我突然问了一句。                                                                        我是想去殿主那问这的。                                                                        只不过现在不行。                                                                        我觉得这东西与这个异世界应该有很大的关联才是！                                                                        这不。                                                                        我这么一问，她错愕了下，眼神带着些玩味“跑吧，再不跑来不及了！那东西嘛，和你后面升级，有着不小的关联，如果学了这技能，以后的日子可不是很好过了，硬要说，是很有趣的东西！”                                                                        好吧。                                                                        后面的大军已经到了。                                                                        我是来不及问。                                                                        “怎么不好过？”我在钻进传送阵内问了这么一句话。                                                                        “到时候你就知道了！”她笑。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        传送了。                                                                        我来到了乾元山。                                                                        躲开了那一群追杀。                                                                        不过。                                                                        想到被倩儿卖，我是一脸的晦气，但，我差不多也是估算出来了，现在我貌似成了很不欢迎的人物之一，这下是得好好的想办法改变一下形象了。                                                                        而现在。                                                                        女神和小白就在乾元山门口等我。                                                                        “那么晚才来？”女神一愣。                                                                        “赚到了个打赢的主意，小命都差点丢了！”我面无表情。                                                                        “不作死就不会死！”女神倒仿佛是明白的我一切事情一样，冷笑道。                                                                        ＂.....”                                                                        好吧。                                                                        她猜的真对。                                                                        想了想，倒都是我作死了..                                                                        从进门派的第一天开始都是如此。                                                                        掉入门派女游泳池，还天天碰到坑爹的倩儿。                                                                        我是不明白了。                                                                        这是系统特别安排的，还是我人品真的差到这个地步了？                                                                        “走吧！”                                                                        我也只能这样说“我先用剧情点买点东西，我们去地图的水池那把东西做好”