章131 墨子坑我!-《萌萌哒系统》

    女神冷笑。                                                                        “你真的不怕找不到女朋友?”女神问。                                                                        “诶,女神你还别说,我真不怕。我可是人见人爱花见花开的你妹我都泡上了,你觉得我会缺女友吗!?”我挑了挑眉毛。                                                                        女神拳头紧握。                                                                        我装b装过头了。                                                                        连忙是讪讪笑“我开玩笑的啦,其实我的目标是你!”                                                                        “你不适合做我男朋友!”女神道。                                                                        “为啥?”                                                                        “你太能装,太能掩饰,太聪明。我怕制服不了你!”女神这样说。                                                                        从开始的叫我滚。                                                                        然后不可能。                                                                        到不合适。                                                                        虽然是这样。                                                                        但我真的挺开心的,毕竟,这朝着目标迈进一大步了啊!                                                                        这代表女神离接受我的距离越来越近。                                                                        “你太好强了而已!”我摇头。                                                                        “其实是你太变态了!”                                                                        “”                                                                        她很愉快的用一句话掐断了话题。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        最近马航出事了好几次,飞机更是出了不少事故,我坐在飞机上还真的挺怕的我可是没写遗言的。                                                                        当然。                                                                        更遗憾的是没有摸到空姐屁股。                                                                        福建到北京距离是远。                                                                        但飞机两个半小时轻而易举就可以达到了,剩下的时间,我也没多想。很少有如此暇意的机会,当即,是直接躺在了飞机上,缓缓的睡着了。                                                                        醒来。                                                                        我是被女神一耳光打醒的。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我在靠在她身上睡觉时把口水流在她身上这就不说了,主要是不知道为啥,可能是不自觉导致的手抖吧,我竟然摸到了女神的胸部,还揉了揉,然后给打了一耳光。                                                                        到了。                                                                        北京这个城市很热闹。                                                                        喧哗的人群,上档次的街道和楼层,穿着西装来往的工作者。                                                                        啧啧。                                                                        果然是乡巴佬进城,感觉自己那地区和这边完全不能比。几乎等于是两个国家的文明程度差距了!                                                                        打了出租车。                                                                        我们四个是坐到了女神给票的地点。                                                                        辉煌度假海滩!                                                                        我不知道这个地方是用什么构造的,但能在北京制造出这么一个伪海滩,的确是让人有点匪夷所思。                                                                        只是。                                                                        在我们刚到海滩柜台办理房间时,呵呵,墨子来了。                                                                        我就知道。                                                                        这个女人肯定会在我们到达的最快时间内来到我们的面前。我是没想到她会不怕被女神揭穿,直接走向了我们。不过,这些无所谓了。现在值得一提的是这墨子是穿着迷人的比基尼,头发略有点湿漉,是带着性感的身材和笑容走向了我们。                                                                        好的。                                                                        她刚才在外面游泳呢?                                                                        “哎哟,这几天闲来无事到这度假,竟然碰到了你们!”墨子笑呵呵的。                                                                        假!                                                                        太假了!                                                                        女神一眼就能分析出来了。                                                                        何况我!?                                                                        卧槽!                                                                        这女人,想坑我!?                                                                        “你是谁啊?”我面无表情。                                                                        “喂,亲爱的,你还忘了我们的海誓山盟了?”墨子幽怨的看了我一眼,伸出手指点在了我的胸口“哎哟,就知道你有了新欢会忘了我,说好的爱情呢?男子都是提上裤子不认账的吗??”                                                                        她敢大声点吗?                                                                        这女人到底是想闹啥?                                                                        故意说给女神听也不需要这么大声吧。                                                                        不过。                                                                        墨子的确不比女神差,她漂亮,但却会装。                                                                        这女人明明是个冷酷无情的家伙,却是能装出这种妩媚的模样,这点是女神做不出来的。在女神眼里,她永远都只该保持那副清冷的模样来拒绝他人,而不是像墨子这样懂得变通。                                                                        如果女神是墨子的性格。                                                                        那么。                                                                        我对她就不会有兴趣了。                                                                        我讨厌心机比我还重的人。                                                                        “你们是林怀银的妹妹吗?”墨子忽然看向了林瑶和陈瑾萱。                                                                        “我是他妹!”林瑶笑嘻嘻的“嫂子好!”                                                                        墨子一愣。                                                                        眼皮一跳,显然不知道林瑶会这么直接来这出。                                                                        “我不是他妹,我是他妹的朋友!”陈瑾萱道。                                                                        “哦,了解了解!”                                                                        墨子笑吟吟的,和游戏时完全不一样的状态,她摸了摸林瑶的头“长的真漂亮,诺,嗯,给她们来一个房间,还有”                                                                        墨子忽然指着我和女神,和柜台人员笑道“他们两个也一个房间。绝对要他们住在一起,绝对不能换,知道了吗?不然的话,你要下岗的哦”                                                                        我明显看到柜台妹纸被吓到了。                                                                        “那我继续去游泳了,有事扣我电话!”墨子掏出张明信片扔在了我的衣服内,凑在我耳边说道“等等有人找你麻烦,记得直接打,不用给我面子,知道了吗?呵呵”                                                                        日。                                                                        我脸色一黑。                                                                        妈的。                                                                        扫视了四周一眼,是有不少目光望在我身上。                                                                        得。                                                                        完了。                                                                        我感觉有点不对劲。                                                                        当反应过来,我发现自己上坑了。                                                                        “她这是什么意思?”我欲哭无泪。                                                                        “给我们加一个房间!”女神看着柜台妹纸。                                                                        只是。                                                                        那妹纸苦着脸“您,能不能不要加房间换房间要是加房间了,我真的会被辞退的,我还要养自己的爸妈,没了工作我”                                                                        女神虽然高冷。                                                                        游戏里也是无情。                                                                        但却是心软的一个女人。                                                                        她沉默了下,表情冷漠的看了笑呵呵离去的墨子一眼“我知道了,钥匙给我们!”                                                                        于是乎。                                                                        女神和我来到了一个房间。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        很大的房间,可惜只有一张床。                                                                        “我睡沙发!”女神说。                                                                        “我擦,这话不是该我说吗?”我怒道。                                                                        “等你说?”女神冷笑“我估计你连床都要和我争!”                                                                        “”                                                                        被看的真透彻。                                                                        她好识趣。                                                                        “你怎么要跟墨子做这种事?”女神看向我。                                                                        她知道我是听墨子的。                                                                        但。                                                                        我苦笑。                                                                        我哪知道墨子玩这出,狗日的我都不知道她想干嘛啊!                                                                        把我拉到北京耍我?                                                                        值得吗?                                                                        我草!                                                                        “你喜欢海滩和北京!她说”我开口。                                                                        女神看了看我。                                                                        笑了“如果是物品和人,我不会选择物品!”                                                                        啥意思?                                                                        我不解。                                                                        不过。                                                                        女神不说话了“来这里,去游泳吧!”                                                                        游泳?                                                                        我不想去                                                                        我感觉一出去肯定会挨打。                                                                        我虽然不知道墨子是什么身份,但我听说一个词‘贵圈真乱’。                                                                        是的。                                                                        这种级别的女神,有可怕家庭背景的,一般都会被无数帅哥追求。                                                                        而像我。                                                                        这种就像是被误会插入公主生活的小平民,肯定会被各大王子砍死。                                                                        可最终。                                                                        奈何不了女神,她想去,我也只好跟着去。至于林瑶和小青,完全可以交给陈瑾萱了。                                                                        女神胸部36。                                                                        我一眼就看着她的比基尼计算出来。                                                                        “你为了游泳能脱装备呢!”我苦笑“你的爱好挺特殊的!”                                                                        “一秒钟就能穿回装备了。只是你,不换?”女神问。                                                                        我嘴角一抽。                                                                        “你看看门口就知道我要不要换了!”                                                                        我想的太对了。                                                                        门口刚好是有几个穿着花花裤衩,一个领头还带着墨镜的男子朝着我走了过来。                                                                        很明显。                                                                        目标就是我了。                                                                        女神瞥了我一眼,她肯定也明白这是墨子害的。                                                                        但女神没说话。                                                                        因为她知道,我肯定会解决。                                                                        “啧啧!”                                                                        只是,一过来,那墨镜男直接伸出手就是想拍我脸。                                                                        “我这个人很讨厌别人对我脸出手!”我立刻就抓住了他的手,冷笑起来。                                                                        “你胆子挺肥,杨墨你也敢打主意?”他见手被我抓住,抽不出来,却是冷笑道“松开我的手,不然我会打断你的手的!”                                                                        杨墨我也敢打主意?                                                                        “你没发现一件很严肃的事吗?”我问。                                                                        “什么?”                                                                        “是杨墨在打我主意!”                                                                        “”                                                                        他嗤笑了。                                                                        “折断他手!”                                                                        他这样说了一句。                                                                        咔!                                                                        “是这样吗?”我问。                                                                        我捏断了他的手。                                                                        他身后那些人来不及反应的情况下,我已经毫不犹豫的做出了这种举动了。                                                                        “草!”                                                                        “放开!”                                                                        几个人就打算冲上来。                                                                        得。                                                                        成为众矢之的了。                                                                        这里瞬间得到了不少围观。                                                                        我讨厌被人围观但没辙,这墨子,是想看到这一出吧。                                                                        “咔!”                                                                        我抓的更用力了,耸了耸肩,看着忍住痛楚没有惨叫,眼神冰冷看着我的墨镜男“骨头碎了可没法医了!”                                                                        “退开!”                                                                        墨镜男对着背后几个人喝道,接着,他左手擦拭掉自己满脸的冷汗,沉声道“那现在,可以放手了吧?”