找不到了？                                                                        得。                                                                        这妮子在找什么？                                                                        我是好奇了。                                                                        这估计不是第二次来我家翻了，可能我不在的时候她都在找。                                                                        可。                                                                        我这没啥好动的吧？钱？我抽屉的几百她没动，我也没什么宝物钻石，更没有什么值钱的东西，她究竟是想干什么不行，无论如何，今天我一定要探查清楚。                                                                        前面一段时间或许打不过她。                                                                        但现在不一样了。                                                                        我虐她应该没有问题。                                                                        “咔！”                                                                        突然的。                                                                        我把灯打开了，是把那妞是当即吓了一跳。                                                                        她很机智。                                                                        在灯亮起的刹那，就是遛向门口了！                                                                        但                                                                        想跑？                                                                        这可不可能滴！                                                                        我却是更快速度的跑到了她的面前，  拦住了她。                                                                        “好了，姚妹妹，第几次见面了，这次，终于是让我抓到你了啊！”我笑呵呵的。                                                                        果然是和我猜的一样。                                                                        是那个叫姚冰冰的小妞。                                                                        她现在是皱着自己的柳眉，大眼睛满是幽怨的看着我。                                                                        “林哥哥，你这样很不给做贼的面子啊！”她看着我，满是抱怨。                                                                        得。                                                                        我还要给做贼的面子?                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        我没直接把你打死就不错了！                                                                        “贼姐姐啊，我给你跪了行不行？你要什么东西？我直接给你好不？不带这样的啊，你三天两头来我房间翻，我生命受到威胁不说，我连个安稳觉都不敢睡啊！”我无奈道。                                                                        唉。                                                                        我真是个伟大的人。                                                                        竟然会向贼妥协。                                                                        “不行，这东西我不能说！”她道。                                                                        “得那您慢慢搜行不？您搜到了，拿走k？”                                                                        “不行，我下次等你不在再来！”她道                                                                        说着。                                                                        她瞥向我的窗户。                                                                        我去。                                                                        想翻窗？                                                                        好吧。                                                                        敬酒不吃吃罚酒了！                                                                        别怪我直接抓人逼问了，毕竟本来我是信奉那一句不怕贼偷就怕贼惦记的话，但现在再怎么都没用，她天天都惦记着我呢。                                                                        况且。                                                                        这几天不在家，几天不回来家里会不会被弄乱都不知道。                                                                        “变！”                                                                        我一点她的鞋子。                                                                        哗。                                                                        直接变成肥皂，砰，准备爬起来的她直接摔在了地上。                                                                        “给我拣肥皂吧，不然今天你别想回家了！”我耸肩。                                                                        姚冰冰摔在地上，是傻眼了起来。                                                                        是的。                                                                        她肯定想不到我是怎么把她鞋底变成肥皂的。                                                                        只不过。                                                                        她下一秒却是大怒了“你竟然要爆菊?变态！！”                                                                        “我草尼玛的，喊习惯了而已！！”我更火。                                                                        只是。                                                                        咦。                                                                        喊习惯了，这话好像不大对劲！                                                                        “你还喊习惯了！？”她惊恐的看着我。                                                                        “不是，这”                                                                        “你这是什么特殊能力？”她盯着我。                                                                        “这可不能说！”我摇头“好了，妮子，告诉我吧，想偷什么，我老实巴交的，你要啥我都给你，别打搅我就行了！”                                                                        “做梦！”                                                                        她赤脚想溜。                                                                        她肯定看出了我不好对付。                                                                        否则她也不会跑了。                                                                        但。                                                                        我也不傻，想跑，门都没有。                                                                        我一把就是冲过去，用比她快数倍的速度直接拉住了她的脚，在她准备跳的瞬间给拉了下来，接着一个用力就扔在了床上。                                                                        “你战斗力不如我，怎么跑？”我笑道。                                                                        “你”                                                                        她瞪着眼睛，接着抄出一把蓝色匕首，严肃的站了起来。                                                                        哟。                                                                        这还是准备和我决一胜负呢？！                                                                        “何必呢？”我无奈摇头“你不行的！”                                                                        “综合榜第六的小可爱嘛，你以为我不知道？你的情报我一清二楚的我打不过你，但休想我屈服你！”她咬牙“你可以摧残我的身体，但休想摧残我的心灵，我是宁死不屈的女汉纸！！！！”                                                                        我好奇起这个姚冰冰了。                                                                        开始故意喊我戴小号避孕套。                                                                        但现在直接知道我是小可爱，啧啧，这是怎么知道的？                                                                        我的身份应该流传不广才是啊！                                                                        “我只要你这个做贼的把你想要的东西偷回去，这么简单的满足你，你竟然还不要？我草，  你这做贼做的太失败了吧？”我欲哭无泪。                                                                        就像送钱给人。                                                                        竟然还有人不要？                                                                        是送钱的傻还是不要钱的傻？                                                                        或许都傻吧。                                                                        “我那是**，被你发现了，我的清白都没了！”她怒道。                                                                        **？                                                                        我去。                                                                        老子什么时候会碰到她的**了？                                                                        我一没泡过她而又开始不认识她，何来**一说？                                                                        这不科学啊！                                                                        “我拿了你的内裤？”我问“还是罩罩！”                                                                        她表情不变。                                                                        “裸照？还是视频！？”                                                                        我继续。                                                                        她眼神难看了。                                                                        好的。                                                                        我猜对了！？                                                                        不会吧，这都是？                                                                        “姐姐啊，我平时无聊看了不少视频，但都是快播下载的啊，我何来你的视频之说？再者说了，你和人啪啪啪要是被人把视频上传了被我看到，你这光对付我是没用的，全世界那么多的人下载过”                                                                        “我没拍！”她冷冷道。                                                                        “那我也没收集别人照片的爱好啊！”                                                                        她不语了。                                                                        严肃的瞪着我。                                                                        得。                                                                        果然剩下的是照片！                                                                        奇了怪了。                                                                        我虽然变态，但我真的没喜欢过照片，我也是不是那种禽兽。                                                                        只是。                                                                        为什么呢，跑来我家？                                                                        她会不会是误会错了？                                                                        可把我调查的那么清楚，应该不会错啊。                                                                        这女孩。                                                                        我看也不是什么大富贵家族。                                                                        她手上有点茧子，是在手中心，可见她平时是干了不少活，那些打工赚钱的地区可能都是真的在做。                                                                        碰到，估计也是巧合。                                                                        而她手指处也有茧子。                                                                        如果没猜错，这个女孩喜欢音乐，这估摸是弹吉他才有的。                                                                        知道我身份。                                                                        一个喜欢音乐的普通女孩，是怎么知道的？                                                                        同样。                                                                        我和她在学校没有交集才是。                                                                        这女人看起来是属于那种你不和她搭话她就不会理你的类型，想熟悉，得和她多聊天，熟了就会很依赖你。                                                                        因此。                                                                        她也不至于找这种事来套近乎。                                                                        只是。                                                                        我没再思考了。                                                                        那女人真的是拿刀冲了过来。                                                                        好吧，她的确不是为了套我近乎。                                                                        “变！”                                                                        我一点她的武器。                                                                        噗！                                                                        我没朵。                                                                        **裸的，一根香肠捅在了我的肚子上。                                                                        “厄”她呆了呆。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        我直接在她傻眼的瞬间，抓住了她的胳膊，用力一顶她的腰部，直接用力的摔在了地上。                                                                        “啊疼啊你不懂得怜香惜玉啊！”她痛苦的道。                                                                        “你大爷的，你都要捅死我了，还有怜香惜玉这一说？”我嘴角一抽。                                                                        我松开了她。                                                                        其实她对我没杀意。                                                                        有的话，我早不是摔了。                                                                        而是一刀划过。                                                                        “好了，我记得照片放在哪了！”我忽然这样说。                                                                        “你记起来？你怎么可能会知道我照片在你这！！？”她惊呆了。                                                                        “是那次学校那个啥”                                                                        “联欢晚会！”                                                                        “对了联欢晚会？”我笑了。                                                                        “你试探我？”姚冰冰脸色一黑。                                                                        啧啧。                                                                        这智商还是不行啊。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        试探。                                                                        我是很好奇，这女人照片什么时候到我这的，这联欢晚会？                                                                        那时候学校的确是有举办一个。                                                                        可照片？                                                                        我沉思了起来。                                                                        我什么时候拿过她照片？                                                                        我就是在那看了点戏，然后对了，我是捡到了一个日记本，然后日记看了好几页，挺无聊的，就扔在家里不知道哪了。                                                                        怎么                                                                        我去。                                                                        裸照夹在日记本里！？                                                                        “日记本？”我好奇了。                                                                        她脸色一红。                                                                        恼羞道“你果然看了！？”                                                                        “我草，我没看啊，我只是看了两下，天天写什么吃的玩的，字还丑的半死，鬼看的下去！”我苦笑。                                                                        她脸色更黑。                                                                        有人说。                                                                        字如其人？                                                                        其实不然。                                                                        我觉得这话太扯了。                                                                        字顶多象征一个人的些许性格而已。                                                                        字写的丑的女孩，是属于那种内心脆弱，胆小，懦弱，但却能强颜欢笑的女孩。                                                                        以为我是白读那么多课外书的？                                                                        “那还我，你不准看内容！”她瞪着我“要是看到了，发现是我，那今天不是你死，就是我死！”                                                                        “这么严重？大不了我娶你啊！”                                                                        “鬼要嫁给你这个变态！”                                                                        妈的。                                                                        人人都喊我变态！                                                                        我自己都不知道我哪里变态了！                                                                        算了。                                                                        为了赶走这贼，我也是容忍了下。                                                                        我是放在自己床头了。                                                                        不过。                                                                        在拿出来的一瞬间，这不，狗血的事情总会发生，说不掉，照片还真的滑落了下来                                                                        “我草，好黑的毛！”                                                                        我呆滞！