好了。                                                                        这一幕解决，那红鼻子的海贼小丑巴基是傻眼的呆滞在了原地，满是不可思议的看着我们。                                                                        是的。                                                                        这个。                                                                        怎么说呢，他也就算是np的一种。                                                                        就好比，打怪做最终的活动，这个就是个其中要接触的家伙之一。                                                                        主角是蒙奇路飞。                                                                        我们要帮助海贼路飞从监狱里救出他哥，现在的小丑巴基，却是和路飞一伙的。                                                                        所以咯。                                                                        他也得救。                                                                        “你你们是谁？”小丑巴基惊恐的看着我们“啊，我没有逃狱啊，我真的没有逃狱，你不要砍我啊！”                                                                        嗯。                                                                        推进城。                                                                        主要是关押海贼的地方。                                                                        毕竟，现在，也就是大海贼的时代。整个大海，到处都是海贼。就像是强盗，而抓捕他们的家伙也就是海军了。                                                                        这里，名为‘推进城的监狱’，就是海军的地盘。                                                                        他是里面的囚犯，以为我是要抓他的，是吓到了。                                                                        “我们是来帮助你的！”我耸肩。                                                                        我看过海贼王。                                                                        这家伙不是什么好鸟。                                                                        和路飞一起下去，结果死命的想要逃跑，在这个地区内，恐怕是又抛弃路飞逃到了这里，然后被我碰到的吧。                                                                        “路飞在哪？”我问。                                                                        “啊他他在，斯芬克斯那！”巴基连忙回答我。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        他貌似是吓得不轻。                                                                        毕竟我想他都能猜得出来，我们比他强太多了了！                                                                        斯芬克斯：二层监狱的老大。                                                                        在这个推进城监狱里，分为六层，每层都有老大级别的人物。所以，再简单来说一次，我们就是要打掉所有怪物，然后冲到最后一层救人。                                                                        “走，一起出发！”我拉着他。                                                                        “喂喂，等等，等等啊，我不去啊，我是要逃命，你们要送死别拉上我！”他连忙大叫。                                                                        可惜。                                                                        我没给他机会。                                                                        毕竟我挺不喜欢这个海贼的。                                                                        而在前面。                                                                        见识到女神实力的那东野俊，眼神是有点吃惊了起来，看着女神，不时也闪烁过些许疑色。但对于我，还是那副高高在上，仿佛是再说他的战斗力比我强，我永远只能屈服于他的感觉一样。                                                                        同样。                                                                        这时候很多狱卒都冲过来抓我们了。                                                                        不过这些狱卒都很渣。                                                                        我们这队伍对付他简直轻而易举，没几下前面的几把刀子就解决光。                                                                        我分析了下微风细雨。                                                                        她刚加入我们队伍，或许我还对她不大了解。                                                                        但这女人，很狠毒。                                                                        杀的时候几乎都是招招毙命，不花哨，特别直接，挥刀的速度甚至比女神还要快。这倒是让我明白她为什么能单独解决掉一个15级精英的人了。我想，这女人，深藏不露，厉害的，估计还没发挥出来。                                                                        “你们这么厉害，我怎么没听说过你们？”巴基看着前面的攻击和小白的出枪，是惊得鼻涕都流出来了。                                                                        你要能听说过我们那就神奇了。                                                                        无视了他。                                                                        我们很快就按照地图标示的地点到了bss的地方。                                                                        “侦查！”                                                                        “蒙奇路飞！”                                                                        “战斗力；405。”                                                                        这时候，一个戴着草帽，也就是这个支线的主角少年正欢乐的在蹦蹦跳跳，他身后是有一只巨大的狮子带着咆哮追击着他。                                                                        “斯芬克斯！”                                                                        “战斗力:331。”                                                                        “介绍：二层魔兽地狱的头领，它每次攻击敌人必须喊出一种面的名称！”                                                                        “哇哈，危险危险危险啊！！”                                                                        路飞大笑着躲避着攻击，游刃有余的调戏着狮子。                                                                        “吼！！”                                                                        这巨大的狮子斯芬克斯却是早已通晓人话“挂面，汤面，烧面炸酱面”                                                                        它边打边喊。                                                                        是的。                                                                        就是那样。                                                                        它打人必须喊出一种面的名字，否则打不出来。                                                                        “哇，巴基，你回来啦？”路飞看到我们，是跳到了我这边，和巴基笑了笑，就看向了我“你们是谁？”                                                                        “啊，我们是你哥的朋友，是来救你哥的！”我回答。                                                                        “真的？”他大喜，连忙握住了我的手，咧着牙齿，48k纯亮的道“太感谢你了！”                                                                        好吧。                                                                        这个主角就是这样。                                                                        萌到尽头自然呆。                                                                        没心机，说傻也不傻，但不傻却也傻。和小孩子一样的纯洁心性吧。                                                                        “煮面！！”                                                                        狮子拍着手掌，又追到了我们面前，砸下了我们。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        这怪物是要来对付我等了                                                                        “路飞，你让开，让我来！”                                                                        不过，这时候东野俊走了出来，他冷笑着抓着自己的剑，遥遥指着狮子“看我结果了它,太烦人了！”                                                                        好吧。                                                                        他抢了我台词出风头只能给他了。                                                                        他提着剑冲了过去。                                                                        我研究起了自己这个队友。                                                                        不过，这么一看，我面无表情了，这家伙没啥优先，大多都是一般般，攻过去时是能躲开斯芬克斯的手掌，但攻击却没给它造成多大的伤害，几刀下去更是没有伤到什么，在划破被斯芬克斯的一条血痕时，他被其一脚直接撞飞数米外。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这就是当英雄的代价，是要受伤的。                                                                        “女神你上吧！”我说。                                                                        “我怕来不及出手！”女神回答“那怪物战斗力不高，可战斗力没法评估一切的。”                                                                        “放心，我在！”我哈哈笑。                                                                        女神看了我一眼，沉默了下，然后点头了。                                                                        好滴。                                                                        她信任我，走了上去。                                                                        自然，机智的我肯定也跟着去了。                                                                        “担担面”                                                                        狮子看到女神，就举起了手掌。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        女神躲开了，不敢靠近。                                                                        “去砍他！”                                                                        我喊了一句，而后立刻望向了斯芬克斯。                                                                        “叉”                                                                        “叉烧面！”我快速说了。                                                                        它傻眼在了原地手没打下来。                                                                        “杂”                                                                        “杂烩面！”                                                                        它完全傻了。                                                                        女神也是。                                                                        但女神只是顿了顿，飞快的一刀直接砍下了这斯芬克斯的一道巨大血口。                                                                        “吼！”                                                                        这家伙惊吼。                                                                        “味噌”                                                                        “味噌拉面！！”                                                                        唰。                                                                        女神又是一刀。                                                                        这怪物彻底愣住了，它看着我，像是再说“喂，这么欺负人不好吧？”                                                                        但。                                                                        没辙，为了赢。                                                                        “咸味拉面，酱油拉面，冷面，广东面，果面，意大利汤面，松脆荞麦面。”我一连说完。                                                                        啊。                                                                        我记得这家伙在动漫里说出的那所有面。                                                                        它无话可说了。                                                                        手掌悬浮在半空中，满脸冷汗，根本打不下来。                                                                        “哗！”                                                                        女神又是一个瞬身，削掉了他一大片肉块，深可见骨。                                                                        它不敢再喊面了。                                                                        这家伙不淡定了。                                                                        它疯狂的踩着地面，发出咆哮，瞪着我们，发出那副要全力一击的神情，吓得我连忙一退后，这家伙突然猛的一个转头，消失在了我们面前狂奔离开！                                                                        走为上策？                                                                        我草。                                                                        那狮子那么机智？                                                                        我彻底被惊呆了！                                                                        “你厉害！”                                                                        女神看到把这怪物逼退的我，她眼中对着我闪过些许不想吐槽之色。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我利用了b。                                                                        虽然不要脸，但我做的很好啊。                                                                        要知道。                                                                        那家伙虽然战斗力只有三百多，但庞大的身材和防抗打能力以及力量惊人，那东野俊被一巴掌拍中，估计骨头都碎了不少根了，还得靠系统来治疗。我宁可做点欺负动物的事情也不愿意被这怪物打中。                                                                        咔咔                                                                        只是。                                                                        我怎么做没用，事情是按照剧本发展。                                                                        本来的动漫里，这地方被打破碎，路飞和狮子一起掉了下去，然后被第三层的看守人给抓了起来。                                                                        现在。                                                                        果然没错。                                                                        虽然狮子被赶走了，但刚才它的蹦蹦跳跳是把这地板震的快要裂开了，再加上我这么持续的几下，已经开始崩溃。                                                                        砰！                                                                        在我傻眼了三秒不到后，地面突然裂了开来。                                                                        轰！                                                                        我们随着地面倒了下去。                                                                        几个人，一齐落下这个巨大的坑洞中。                                                                        十秒后。                                                                        落在了一处如同火烤的地区上。                                                                        着四周都是沙子，我正躺在沙子身下，而这温度，起码有五十度以上，刚落下，我直接就是冷汗直冒。                                                                        我立马就脱了衣服。                                                                        接着，我猛的拉住了女神“太热了，你们赶紧把衣服脱了对了，小白和微风细雨也脱了，省的中暑！”                                                                        嗯。                                                                        我知道。                                                                        这是掉到推进城第三层地狱。                                                                        饥饿地狱                                                                        没有食物，迟早饿死的地区                                                                        女神她们白了我一眼，没有举动。                                                                        但。                                                                        我草，当我看到她们衣服湿透时的模样，我惊呆了“小白你没有带罩罩！”