章105 机智如我!-《萌萌哒系统》

    厄。                                                                        看到这几个妞这幅模样,我是好奇了。                                                                        怎么露出这幅德行?                                                                        “你是人吗?”微风细雨傻眼“我感觉自己做事挺聪明的,可和你比,好像我什么都没观察到的一样,有点挫败感!”                                                                        嘛!                                                                        没有足够的智商我怎么敢去得瑟装b?                                                                        我要让他们知道,武力不是最牛b,有了脑力,天都给你干趴下来!                                                                        于是。                                                                        我羞涩的笑了笑“有谁想嫁给我吗?”                                                                        “出轨绝对被抓!”女神冷冷的开口。                                                                        “迟早会被他骗走!”小白这样说。                                                                        “银行卡密码我怕被盗”微风细雨说。                                                                        “呀,他肯定会有一天骗的伟大的倩儿脱掉衣服呢!“倩儿边抽着线边笑嘻嘻的。                                                                        这句话对。                                                                        倩儿那句话太对了。                                                                        迟早有一天,我会骗的她脱了衣服。                                                                        不过。                                                                        倩儿的话音完毕后,她们又再度问我了“现在不及时准备?”                                                                        “不着急!”我笑“他会怕,会在强迫症和危险之间选择。当然,我知道他肯定会选择强迫症让自身舒服。毕竟,连遇到小白出现的情况时,他都会紧急退回去,让自己的强迫症得到满足,这种小危险他迟早会抛弃!”                                                                        “那丝线”女神蹙眉。                                                                        “你觉得,小丁丁被打中后,人的第一动作是什么?”                                                                        “蹲下,捂住”小白恍然大悟。                                                                        对。                                                                        没错。                                                                        “是的,他能用丝线,能想到我们能用出那丝线吗?倩儿的衣服薄,不是非常注意的情况下他是注意不到自己身下的丝线,到时候横在他脖子下,结局嘛你们都知道的!”我耸肩。                                                                        她们更是沉默不语了。                                                                        看着我,除了有点原本就有的惊叹之外,多了就是额头的冷汗。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        估计几个妞觉得我这么做是有点狠了。                                                                        但。                                                                        想赢,只能靠这个脑袋。                                                                        女神是聪明,但她不会想到我这些。                                                                        她只会想,自己受到攻击了,怎么躲比较好,自己得怎么观察动作,怎么出击,砍哪个位置,怎么样才能精准,如何才能伤到对方才能完成任务,快速升级做什么找到队友做啥这一类的。                                                                        是的。                                                                        她没有想主动出击的心态。所以,这些该我来说,是我这个队伍特别配置的超级军师该去思考的。                                                                        “好了,时间差不多了。五分钟是他思考的极限,不出意外马上就要出来,争取一击必杀。倩儿,把线给我!”                                                                        我伸过手。                                                                        其实。                                                                        计划的再精准,我也怕失误。                                                                        还是我们中华人民的老话,常在河边走,怎能不湿鞋?                                                                        我能祈祷的。                                                                        是我多成功几次。                                                                        拿了倩儿的丝线,我是绑在了上面6米左右脖子地方,人的头部估计也就20厘米长,他也才一米八左右,按照刚才的视频,我是傍在他脑袋的部位。                                                                        只要。                                                                        他胯部受伤。                                                                        他会以极快的速度低下头捂住自己的小丁丁。                                                                        不过。                                                                        我也不敢确定这次不出现意外还是得防备下。                                                                        想着,我心中有多了几分主意。                                                                        “小白,用狙击枪!”                                                                        “手枪也行!”                                                                        “要狠点”                                                                        “”                                                                        一群人整装待发,满是严谨的看着面前的画面。                                                                        静静等待了一分钟。                                                                        真的。                                                                        我喜欢黑夜,讨厌白天。                                                                        夏天的黑夜是宁静而让人心动的。凌晨三点的月光更是会散发着迷人的诡异,甚至,或被乌遮蔽,但毫无疑问,都是美,凌晨的天空,最美!                                                                        热。                                                                        我们几个满头是汗了。                                                                        记得小时候有本书告诉我心静自然凉的?妈的,语文老师出来,我保证不打你!!!                                                                        紧张。                                                                        担忧。                                                                        着急。                                                                        也是啊。                                                                        都知道是600-700战斗力的变态,这么一次失败,恐怕,面临的就是大灾难。                                                                        接下来的时候是轻松,但做的时候可不一样啊。说的是简单,做的才难我说的再好如何?若是纸上谈兵,像马谡一样害的蜀国大败,那玩毛都没了。                                                                        哗!                                                                        然而。                                                                        下一瞬间,果然如同我预料的,出现了!                                                                        那阴鸷男出现在了阵法前。                                                                        我笑了。                                                                        等的就是这个时刻!                                                                        他抓着一个盾牌挡在头部,膝盖绑了铁块,似乎是怕我们再度用刚才的方式,立马就打算冲出来。                                                                        “就是现在!”我吼道。                                                                        “砰!”                                                                        小白开枪。                                                                        子弹很华丽,破开的气浪如同旋风一般往后飘旋。                                                                        仅仅是一秒不到的时间。                                                                        在那男人无法反应过来的情况下,砰的一声,击中了他裤裆。                                                                        完美!                                                                        我激动了。                                                                        按照了我的计划行事!!                                                                        现在。                                                                        他是因为恐惧了,让自己连同思考都没了。接着甚至连同强迫症的效果,让他只能选择迫不及待冲下来。                                                                        有时候。                                                                        人内心那种纠结,才是让人受不了的。                                                                        强迫症好几种,就好比文字类的,你看到一个地方多了一个标点,打错了一个字,就恨不得立刻把字给修改了,标点给删除了一样,否则自己内心总会痒痒的,特别特别的难受                                                                        所以。                                                                        我又赌对了!                                                                        鲜血从他裤裆流了下来。                                                                        下一刻,我就听到他惊天动地的惨叫。                                                                        是的。                                                                        可怜的家伙,竟然是男的要是女的我都没这么好对付了!                                                                        有妹纸和我说过。                                                                        男人蛋碎是什么滋味女人来痛经就是什么滋味。                                                                        我那时就傻眼了,真的那么痛吗?                                                                        可!                                                                        我现在才知道,那种凄厉的惨叫,女人是喊不出来的。                                                                        女人永远无法理解蛋疼。                                                                        盾牌一下掉到了地上,那狰狞阴鸷的脸急忙是惊恐的准备低下去,手也是直接捂住了自己的裤裆。                                                                        “啊,小师弟,那线会不会没绑结实!”倩儿忽然惊叫了一下。                                                                        “完了”                                                                        女神不自觉的呢喃了一句。                                                                        是的。                                                                        这么一句说出,几个人脸色都瞬间难看了起来。                                                                        铁青了。                                                                        那阴鸷男,自然是察觉到了什么,猛的就是一个转头。                                                                        哗!                                                                        他躲过了,削下了他一大片头皮,但,他没有死!                                                                        鲜血流淌在线上,一滴一滴的往下落,线上的鲜血**裸的将那条隐藏的线给直接暴露了出来。                                                                        倩儿,造孽了!                                                                        “啊我呀,对不起,对不起!!”倩儿小脸唰的一白。                                                                        得。                                                                        她也该明白自己做了什么。                                                                        我也是欲哭无泪。                                                                        带上她,不是凑人数了,是要害我们队伍啊。                                                                        “不要动!”我连忙道“小白退后,女神和我在原地!”                                                                        我冷着眸子,和他对峙。                                                                        那阴鸷的家伙,满脸是疯狂和怒气“你们要死,绝对要死!!!”                                                                        被整了这么几下。                                                                        他估计也快崩溃了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        计划永远赶不上变化。                                                                        像现在。                                                                        如果是按照计划,他已经死了                                                                        他狰狞抓起身上的短刀,一把就砍断了自己面前的线,大吼的朝着我们冲了过来。                                                                        我直接这样说吧。                                                                        如果他到我和女神面前。                                                                        不用看女神那煞白的脸。                                                                        我也必须死。                                                                        挡不住几下,能跑的只有小白和微风细雨。                                                                        他的怒火,会在我身上发泄。                                                                        但。                                                                        呵呵,我真聪明。                                                                        真的佩服自己能留下这么一条后手。                                                                        若不是这条后手,看到倩儿喊的那一瞬间,我立刻拉着几个女人逃跑了。                                                                        “唰!”                                                                        他奔过来的刹那,他的腿忽然如同被激光扫过的一样,瞬间和上半身分离了,整个人在不可思议和痛楚的表情下,直接倒了下去。                                                                        下面。                                                                        我还有一条线啊,孩子                                                                        当然。                                                                        有第三条。                                                                        “唰!”                                                                        再度一下。                                                                        他倒下的瞬间,左上角的那条丝线哗的一下,切断了他拿刀的整个右臂。                                                                        “就是现在!”我对着女神大叫。                                                                        “小白,打掉他的左手!”                                                                        我这样一喊。                                                                        是的。                                                                        谁都会习惯性的抬起左手。                                                                        可。                                                                        白痴啊。                                                                        要你手能杀了你吗?                                                                        我真的不想吐槽那个家伙的智商。                                                                        和女神在下一个瞬间。                                                                        唰!                                                                        一人一剑一刀,以迅雷不及掩耳之势,削掉了他的脑袋。                                                                        “叮玩家击杀异世界玩家,获得经验值+120。强化石+3。附魔攻击石+1。白冰功法残篇+1。”                                                                        “叮玩家完成15级精英门派任务,请玩家快速回门派领取奖励!”                                                                        “叮玩家升级,玩家等级提升至11。”