“叮日常任务启动请玩家回答问题。”                                                                        “谁是史上第一变态？”                                                                        “提示:回答正确玩家将会获得神秘奖品，回答错误之后必定受到墨子的惩罚！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我我草。                                                                        你他妈的又想让老子拿内裤？                                                                        我当即大怒了！                                                                        我就不信了。                                                                        还能怎么惩罚我！                                                                        “林怀银！”                                                                        我直接回答了问题。                                                                        说自己你能拿我咋滴？难不成还能正确？还想整我？做梦吧！！                                                                        “叮玩家回答正确！”                                                                        “叮玩家获得奖励：按摩棒！”                                                                        “介绍：墨子暗地里偷偷购买的德国小型超大震动棒！”                                                                        “”                                                                        首先。                                                                        我先感谢v，感谢苍井空，感谢五月天，感谢快播感谢播感谢卫生纸。                                                                        我很开心自己获得了史上第一变态大奖，我只能用激动开心的快要哭了来形容我现在的情绪                                                                        其次。                                                                        呵呵呵呵。                                                                        你让我拿内裤，我顶多被墨子抽，你让我拿罩罩，我顶多挨打。                                                                        拿按摩棒！？                                                                        我脸色绿了。                                                                        “哇，小师弟，你拿着这个像小香肠一样小小的东西是什么？”忽然，倩儿发现了我的异变，蓦然怒指我大叫“好哇，你有好吃的，竟然不分给伟大的倩儿师姐，我们不会再是好朋友了！！我不喜欢你了！！”                                                                        我本来。                                                                        是觉得自己藏起来，不被发现，墨子也感觉不到。                                                                        找不到或许是以为丢了。                                                                        但现在。。                                                                        我绿着脸哭了。                                                                        倩儿小妞让我作死啊                                                                        “嗯？”                                                                        一群人，全部望了过来。                                                                        女神和小白见到我手上的东西，眼神都是一看就明寓意。                                                                        女神：又是这个变态。                                                                        小白：原来他真的是变态                                                                        我：其实我真的不是变态                                                                        所以。                                                                        再等到墨子阴沉着脸看着我的时候，我哭了“墨子，我绝对不会宣扬我拿了你的按摩棒啊！！！”                                                                        完了。                                                                        说完我作死了。                                                                        嘴贱。                                                                        “噢天!”软骨妞惊恐的看着墨子。                                                                        “队长”黑人女也是不淡定了。                                                                        她的队伍。                                                                        人人惶恐。                                                                        “我还没用过！”墨子冷冷道。                                                                        但。                                                                        她羞怒交加了。                                                                        她强忍着怒火，看着我狠笑“过来！”                                                                        “我靠，你干嘛！？”                                                                        “我保证不打你！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我跑了。                                                                        “变态，别跑！！！”墨子怒追。                                                                        然后                                                                        然后我差点没被打死。                                                                        主要的，那混蛋墨子还把按摩棒抢走了，真是的，我还想看看功能大不大，给林瑶试试呢                                                                        但还好。                                                                        小命在。                                                                        没再多话。                                                                        我们是走过了玉柱山，用传送童子传到了幽冥府。                                                                        不过这一进入。                                                                        四周乌黑的天空和骇人的诡异气息立刻弥漫了我们，荒凉泛黄的大地，四周不少地区还都是枯骨，更是还有没有腐烂完毕的野兽残肢断臂，看起来，颇为恶心                                                                        倩儿小妞一进来。                                                                        也是吓得一颤。                                                                        “丫的，伟大的倩儿师姐最不喜欢来这里了！”她嘀咕。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        估计是没什么人喜欢。                                                                        “这个幽冥府是所有玩家选择最少的地区，看来是这个原因！”女神蹙眉。                                                                        “任务呢？”小白问我。                                                                        “万玄地窟是在左边，走一会儿就到了，任务主要是在万玄地窟第三层拿到物品。但有标记，第一层有两个小弟，我们要分开行动！”我这样说。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我觉得，两个人一组合适。                                                                        虽然说，四个人打一个，赢得几率极大。                                                                        但。                                                                        如果都是这种没有磨练的战斗，那对我们的战斗经验提升没有半点用处。                                                                        而且。                                                                        到现在后期，升级越来越慢。                                                                        两个人一组经验可能分的还比较多。                                                                        “怎么分？”女神问。                                                                        “呀，我要和小师弟一起！”倩儿直接抱住了我，做出一副不准和我抢的模样“我不喜欢你们两个，哼哼哼，因为伟大的倩儿比你们漂亮！！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我在想。                                                                        这妞心性，或许就十来岁吧。                                                                        在山里养大的熊孩子啊！                                                                        只是。                                                                        和她一对？                                                                        我草，我估计我要送人头给别人宰了！                                                                        “赞同！”                                                                        “无异议！”                                                                        两女点头。                                                                        “我靠，不行啊，她要和小白一组!”我连忙道。                                                                        伟大的倩儿小妞见我这么说，她忽然不开心了。                                                                        扭过我的脸，气鼓鼓的盯着我。                                                                        “你很讨厌伟大的倩儿师姐吗？”她怒道。                                                                        “很喜欢”                                                                        “那为什么还不跟我！？”                                                                        你智商抓急啊？。                                                                        不跟你我是怕死啊。                                                                        但。                                                                        我不敢得罪这妞。                                                                        这家伙就像有着一座宝山却不懂得用的家伙，而我，就是接近她，准备找她借助宝山的人。所以，得罪了，后果不堪设想。                                                                        “我是怕保护不了你！”我认真道。                                                                        “哼哼哼，我保护你就行了！”她说。                                                                        “”                                                                        草泥大爷。                                                                        好。                                                                        我等等就看你怎么保护我。                                                                        然后。                                                                        就这样愉快的决定了。                                                                        很快。                                                                        就到了万玄地窟。                                                                        按照给的任务，一个是在1524的坐标，一个是在895。                                                                        我们选择了较近的一个。                                                                        895。                                                                        剩下的交给女神她们，也就分开了。                                                                        这个万玄地窟阴暗潮湿，一共分为六层。每层都有怪物，对我们来说，前面几层的怪物也没什么威胁，轻而易举也就可以抹杀了。                                                                        我和倩儿小妞是路过了下。                                                                        碰到了几只地窟一层的野鼠怪，这些也就5级的渣渣怪，战斗力几十的，  轻而易举就解决了，每杀一只也就给我5点经验而已。                                                                        “到了！”                                                                        我和倩儿小妞很快就到了坐标附近。                                                                        我抄起菜刀，倩儿抄起长刀，两人小心翼翼了起来。                                                                        扫了一眼。                                                                        我看了下，远处是有个正在打坐的妹纸。                                                                        她五官清秀，身穿古袍，和大多冰心殿女弟子一样，都是携带着长剑。                                                                        “怎么做？”倩儿有点小小激动。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这种时候，我是褪去了自己的其他欢乐心情了。                                                                        控制自己情绪，这点很重要。                                                                        我打量着那女人。                                                                        她正在盘坐，是在休憩？                                                                        不对，我摇了摇头，我觉得，她应该是在观察。                                                                        我看是了下地图。                                                                        万玄地窟是呈‘凹’字型往下的。所以，在人要下去也只有两条路。无路如何，想过去，都必须经过她。                                                                        但。                                                                        我看的很清楚，是捂住了倩儿嘴巴。                                                                        因为那女人耳朵在动。                                                                        是的。                                                                        她虽然没睁开眼，但这种动态，表明了她耳力极为敏锐。有时候，耳朵远比眼睛好用的。                                                                        “呀，你抓我干嘛啊！”倩儿挣脱我的手，不开心的喊道。                                                                        这声音，还不小。                                                                        草。                                                                        见倩儿大叫，我明白，要作死了。                                                                        我苦笑不得。                                                                        这妞只会制造麻烦吗？                                                                        哗。                                                                        那清秀的女人睁开了双眼了。                                                                        她站了起来，遥遥看着我们方向“出来吧，冰心殿的追兵！！”                                                                        侦查。                                                                        “异世界：莫如琴！”                                                                        “等级：11。”                                                                        “转职：10级转职。”                                                                        “战斗力：408。”                                                                        11级。                                                                        战斗力，四百多。                                                                        倩儿是440。                                                                        这也是我能接受她的原因。                                                                        “过去！”                                                                        我对着倩儿说了下，拉着她也是走到了那异世界人物莫如琴的对面。                                                                        我看了下这女人。                                                                        她看起来很沉稳。                                                                        又有一些上位者的气息，眼中对着我们，还是有点小觑。                                                                        这女人，还不难对付。                                                                        “男人，你就364战斗力吗？”这女人侦查我了，轻笑了下。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        和她比，的确是有不小差距。                                                                        我和她的差距是40点，如果是40和0比，那绝对是0战斗力的输。可现在和她比，就相当于两个灌了水的瓶子，她灌得多，我灌得少，可毕竟都有不少水了，没多大差的比例。                                                                        战斗力不足。                                                                        脑子弥补。                                                                        对待任何事，都不能大意。这一点她估计还没学到。                                                                        不是古话说的吗，狮子搏兔亦用全力。                                                                        “对付你，可能还是够的！”我玩味道“不就是个女人吗！”                                                                        她脸色变了。                                                                        眼神立刻充满了怒色。                                                                        对。                                                                        我猜的没错。                                                                        喊我男人这话说出，我就能断定，这种肯定是自认为高高在上的女权主义者，所以听到这话，肯定会发火。                                                                        让她因为发怒而减少思考。                                                                        “我倒是想看看，你这男人，多厉害！”                                                                        她冷笑，抓着剑，直接冲向了我。                                                                        “倩儿，上！”                                                                        我连忙道。                                                                        不过。                                                                        咦。                                                                        等等。                                                                        我转过头，倩儿，倩儿呢！                                                                        “啊，小师弟，加油啊，伟大的倩儿师姐给你加油！！”她已经撤到数米外的岩石壁旁，露出小脑袋怯弱的道。                                                                        “”                                                                        说好的保护我呢？！