之后。                                                                        没有之后了。                                                                        “然后，你现在又回不了家了？”女神面无表情的看着我。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我费尽千辛万苦千难万险的逃离了家中，逃离了陈瑾萱的魔爪，现在又跑到女神家躲避危险和杀机了。                                                                        和逗逼萱。                                                                        关系又一次破裂！                                                                        不！                                                                        不对！                                                                        我们一直都没有什么好关系才是吧                                                                        “不是我的错”我欲哭无泪。                                                                        你瞧。                                                                        其实比一比，女神还真的是很好的。                                                                        本来嘛。                                                                        我也是对女神这样做了。                                                                        可女神虽然把我往死里打了，但我们这种是得过且过，现在还能在一起面对面淡定的聊天喝茶。                                                                        而和陈瑾萱，她是完全想把我砍死。                                                                        我不明白她是什么心态或者说，她很不喜欢受到屈辱这一类的感觉吧，但也不像，反正这女人的性子是一对她用变态就得被她追杀的。                                                                        简单来说。                                                                        不会控制自己的情绪。                                                                        “你这样不行！”                                                                        女神轻声道。                                                                        说着。                                                                        她自个喝了杯水，很淡定暇意。                                                                        “都是住在你家，你多了解女人的话，你们关系就能好了！”女神道“很多时候，你不了解一个女人，会认为一个女人很讨厌。但当你了解一个女人的时候”                                                                        “你会发现她更讨厌？”我接口。                                                                        女神白了我一眼“你会发现她不错！”                                                                        “就像我和你？”                                                                        “”                                                                        女神没鸟我。                                                                        “你自己找事做吧！”女神说。                                                                        “你要干嘛？”                                                                        “进游戏，我妈问的话，你说我出去了，如果进入游戏，那自己来玉柱山找我，我们组队没解除，你打开地图，可看得到我的地点。！”                                                                        女神很直接。                                                                        说完这句话，立刻就爱消失在了原地。                                                                        “我去！”我当即傻眼了“你丫的，等等我啊”                                                                        是的。                                                                        没事干，自然也就只有进入游戏了。                                                                        不然，我一个在这发呆啊？                                                                        而且我还有武器没有找活动大使拿呢，武器不在身边，我一个人在外都感觉到危险，万一被色女玩家给啪啪啪啪了呢！？                                                                        我也消失在原地，进入了门派。                                                                        不过。                                                                        这一进去不对劲了                                                                        我差点忘了，现在门派估计不少妹纸都在通缉我这个变态色魔啊                                                                        不行。                                                                        还得继续躲。                                                                        但这次一进来，我感觉自己又进错地方了我真的不知道这个地图掉落的地区每次都那么容易掉咋水里，是的，我他妈又掉水中了。                                                                        而且。                                                                        大爷的，我还看到了下面继续有一双白色的美腿。                                                                        “”                                                                        完了，又要挨打。                                                                        我嘴角一抽，是直接爬了起来，准备赶紧认错，及时挽救下自己的小命                                                                        但。                                                                        我发现这些突然可以免了。                                                                        现在看着我的是头发满是水渍，带着傻眼表情的倩儿师姐。她似乎正含着一口水在咕噜噜的玩耍，刚好我冒出头，她吓了一跳，直接一口水就喷在了我的脸蛋。                                                                        “啊，小师弟，怎么是你？”倩儿师姐吃惊。                                                                        她也是光溜溜的。                                                                        乌黑的眼睛，湿漉漉的头发，白嫩的身体，看起来就像是个在水里的小妖精一般。不过她没有打我，甚至连我看到她洗澡都不以为然，只是欢乐的发现是我，极为开心。                                                                        “倩儿师姐”                                                                        “叫我伟大的倩儿师姐！”她很严肃。                                                                        “您在偷懒？”                                                                        “错！”她大怒“伟大的倩儿师姐在洗澡，殿主姐姐又叫人家打扫各个水池的脏东西，伟大的倩儿师姐打扫完了，肯定要自己洗澡啊哼，”                                                                        她没打扫。                                                                        然后直接洗澡欢乐的玩耍了。                                                                        我嘴角一抽。                                                                        觉得吐槽这个欢乐的小妞也没什么意思。                                                                        “咦，不对啊！”倩儿小妞傻眼了下。                                                                        “咋？”                                                                        “丫，你是看了我洗澡了耶”她似乎才恍然大悟一样，小脸更傻了，看了看自己的身体，然后再看了看我。                                                                        “”                                                                        “小师弟，你可不能说出去哦，殿主姐姐说身体不能给男孩子看的，不然伟大的倩儿师姐嫁不出去了，哼哼哼，你快上岸，很伟大的倩儿师姐不追究你了，我去穿衣服，去找殿主姐姐假装完成任务，不是，是找殿主姐姐完成任务！”她这样说。                                                                        好了。                                                                        竟然不会生气！？                                                                        这还无所谓？                                                                        我草。                                                                        约炮不！？                                                                        避孕套我出啊                                                                        之后。                                                                        起床，穿衣，全部在我的面前。                                                                        “小师弟，你怎么流鼻血啊！？？”倩儿师姐绑好衣服后，很好奇的看着我。                                                                        “天气热！”                                                                        “噢”                                                                        我感觉。                                                                        我是不是回到了少年时代？                                                                        羞涩的少女不知道被看洗澡的后果，然后在少年面前穿衣服，然后两个人偷吃禁果？                                                                        不敢想了。                                                                        这可是游戏人物。                                                                        真的被殿主美女师傅看的，估计她会活活打死我。                                                                        “跟我一起去，你发呆什么呀？”倩儿小妞看我没动，忽然拉了拉我。                                                                        “跟你一起去？”                                                                        这话差点没把我吓尿“倩儿师姐，您别吓我的好不？美女师傅岂不打死我？”                                                                        嗯。                                                                        上次在她面前脱光了衣服。                                                                        她都想阉割我了，这种时候我怎么敢去她面前跟她欢乐！？你当我是被打不怕的倩儿小妞啊？开什么国际玩笑.                                                                        “不会啊！”倩儿小妞摇头“师傅上次和我说了，见到你，让我带你去找她，她给你一个任务，不计较你在她面前耍流氓了哦”                                                                        任务？                                                                        我眉头一掀。                                                                        这个不错。                                                                        我是想接受任务，毕竟暂时没做支线，那能做的也就是所谓新出的师门任务了。                                                                        我很好奇。                                                                        这些任务，会有啥特别的奖励。                                                                        “真的啊？”我自然也是大喜。                                                                        不计较就好了。                                                                        老子可不想惹了美女殿主师傅然后被人在门派天天追杀。                                                                        “是啊！”                                                                        倩儿点头，不过却又放慢了脚步，凑到了我的身边“我说，小师弟呀，你上次那个会变长的东西，很厉害一次性打败所有师姐的方法能不能教教我？”                                                                        匹诺曹效果？                                                                        我嘴角一抽。                                                                        你有小丁丁吗?!                                                                        “女孩子不能学！”我回答。                                                                        “哼。不教算了，我本来想给你说点好事的！”她哼哼道。                                                                        好事？                                                                        这女人嘴巴里的好事，可没什么好事啊！                                                                        不过。                                                                        见到我不吱声，倩儿小妞似乎不开心了。                                                                        她黑着张小脸，鼓着嘴，哼起了歌“我有个笨蛋小师弟，笨蛋小师弟，啦啦啦噜啦啦，拉拉鲁拉拉...”                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐，是啥好事啊？”我嘴角一抽。                                                                        估计我问了她才会停下歌唱。                                                                        这不。                                                                        我这么一问，她哼哼开心的笑了。                                                                        她凑到了我耳边，贱笑道“小师弟，现在是美女姐姐的洗澡时间哦，我们去偷看她洗澡吧”                                                                        “”                                                                        这就是好事？                                                                        我错愕了。                                                                        偷看美女殿主洗澡？                                                                        我草！                                                                        这不是作死吗？                                                                        “不去！打死我也不去！”                                                                        “哼哼哼，不去算啦，我不会告诉你，殿主姐姐胸部好大哦，皮肤好白，嘻嘻，人家看了好几次没有一次失败的！”                                                                        我知道。                                                                        我如果是答应了，结局肯定是悲剧。                                                                        但。                                                                        没节操的我，竟然是没忍住                                                                        “真的不会被发现？”                                                                        “童叟无欺！”                                                                        “”                                                                        于是两人一起欢乐的出发。                                                                        其实我有时候在想，我怎么能这么人渣呢，我是个伟大的男性主义者，虽然是无耻变态了点，  但我肯定也做不出偷看别人洗澡的无耻勾当啊。                                                                        唉。                                                                        真的世风日下道德沦丧。                                                                        人总会被四周的人引导走向错误                                                                        于是。                                                                        我们两现在已经欢乐的趴在了一个小洞口上。                                                                        这是倩儿和我说的，她挖了数年千辛万苦掘出的秘密小洞，若不是因为我是小师弟，她一般人是不会告诉的                                                                        所以。                                                                        倩儿师姐给了我先看的机会。                                                                        我是激动的不行。                                                                        这不。                                                                        当即望了进去。                                                                        好了。                                                                        倩儿小妞没有骗我，是个妹纸正在脱衣服。                                                                        红色的朱砂群落下地上，呈现出嫩细的小腰，屁股上还有一只黑色小蝴蝶                                                                        不对劲啊。                                                                        好奇怪。                                                                        我看了下，比例了下，这好像不是美女殿主的身材吧？                                                                        “倩儿师姐？”我连忙转过头。                                                                        “是伟大的倩儿师姐！”她严肃的盯着我“怎么了？”                                                                        “这貌似不是殿主耶”我说。                                                                        “不是殿主姐姐！？”倩儿小妞蹙眉，有点不信，然后望了进去。                                                                        然后，她脸绿了！