好吧。                                                                        沉思了片刻！                                                                        我明白了，这是个欢乐的逗逼少女。                                                                        于是乎。                                                                        “她们有意识吗？？”我好奇道。                                                                        不过。                                                                        这伟大的倩儿没有理我。                                                                        她一把撕开地下的旺财牛奶箱，狠狠的吸了起来“呀，好久没喝到异世界的食物啦这水真好喝白白的都好喝！”                                                                        白白的都好喝                                                                        sht。                                                                        我听到了什么！？                                                                        我草！                                                                        妈的，我的也有白白的很好喝她喝不喝！？                                                                        “她们有意识吗？？”我再强调了一遍。                                                                        “意识啊？”                                                                        少女忽然一伸手，把地下的零食一把收了起来，然后道“有啊，她们会保存着自己在留下影像前的所有意识”                                                                        厄。                                                                        这妞也有包裹？                                                                        不过。                                                                        在这里，有包裹应该挺正常。                                                                        而她说，会保留意识！？                                                                        那么                                                                        看来不敢靠近的原因就是这个了。                                                                        肯定没有人敢去招惹这些牛逼哄哄的家伙！                                                                        “那小妞啊”                                                                        “叫我伟大的倩儿师姐！”她大怒。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐，您怎么知道俺是异世界的啊？！”我好奇道。                                                                        不过。                                                                        听我这么一问。                                                                        她忽然张了张嘴，傻眼了下。                                                                        显然。                                                                        她不会说的。                                                                        但旋即。                                                                        伟大的倩儿小妞忽然是露出一副世外高人的模样“嘿嘿嘿，这个嘛，伟大的倩儿是不能说滴。这件事关乎到很大很大很大和我胸部差不多大的秘密”                                                                        等等。                                                                        我先打断了她的话。                                                                        和她胸部差不大？                                                                        那不是小秘密吗？                                                                        “你不是伟大的倩儿吗？”我面无表情。                                                                        “哎呀，不一样，你没发现我对这件事情很无奈吗？”伟大的倩儿瞪着我。                                                                        “没！”                                                                        “来，看着我的眼睛！”她抓住了我的肩膀，仰望向我，但，旋即，她发现身高问题，也是小脸更不开心了，委屈的咬着下唇“不行，你蹲下，再看我的眼睛”                                                                        “”                                                                        “看到了什么！？”见到我乖乖蹲下了，这妞哼哼哼笑了起来。                                                                        “好大的两坨眼屎！”                                                                        “”                                                                        她小脸一绿。                                                                        “我是伟大的倩儿师姐，你要看到的是我纯洁无奈的眼神，不是我的眼屎呜呜，我不是洗脸了吗？”伟大的倩儿连忙就是揉着自己的眼睛。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        我开玩笑的。                                                                        小姑娘眼睛里面没有眼屎。                                                                        最终。                                                                        我没理她。                                                                        因为我看到这妞眼里闪过了一丝得意的狡猾。                                                                        这小妮子。                                                                        也是腹黑一族的。                                                                        我可不能被她可爱逗逼的外表给迷惑了。                                                                        “哼哼哼，新弟子！”                                                                        伟大的倩儿好奇的打量着我“你叫什么？”                                                                        “小可爱！”                                                                        “噗”她把旺仔牛奶喷在了我的脸上。                                                                        故意的。                                                                        我知道小可爱很好笑。                                                                        但                                                                        他大爷的，需要喷水吗？                                                                        “好了，小可爱，伟大的倩儿师姐记住你了。以后有什么想知道的情报，尽管来找伟大的倩儿师姐，听到了木有！？”她之后是直直盯着我的眼睛。                                                                        “喂，倩儿，殿主喊你回去啦！”                                                                        忽然。                                                                        一道女子声音响起。                                                                        “诶，来啦！”                                                                        话题就此落下。                                                                        看着小妮子离去的背影，我笑了起来。                                                                        没白来。                                                                        这家伙，是美女师傅的妹妹？女儿？还是亲戚？                                                                        我不知道。                                                                        但有关系。                                                                        因为她一开始就喊了殿主姐姐了...                                                                        这女孩。                                                                        小孩子心智，比较傻乎乎的，又觉得自己很聪明欢乐又逗逼。这种小姑娘，是最好骗到手的。                                                                        自然。                                                                        我不是对她有什么兴趣。                                                                        但我明白。                                                                        她肯定知道很多事情，骗，是骗她所知道的情报。                                                                        看着盘踞在半空坐着莲花的美女掌门妹纸和地下那一群小妞，仔细打量了下，我也是离开了。                                                                        在这地方。                                                                        暂时还得问问女神的经验再说。                                                                        万一去搭话被人打死了怎么办？                                                                        ....                                                                        门派。                                                                        这倒是一个挺有趣的地方。                                                                        任务。                                                                        去乾元山？                                                                        这怎么去我也不清楚。                                                                        但我认为，问女神是最可靠的。                                                                        之后回到现实世界了。                                                                        很疲惫。                                                                        一晚上在丧尸世界内战斗，逃亡，思考，费了不少劲。                                                                        现在能有机会喘口气也不错。                                                                        一觉，呼呼的睡着了。                                                                        我做了个梦。                                                                        我梦到和女神上床了。                                                                        不过在上床的时候我忽然没有了小丁丁，女神气的直接直接拿刀子把我劈死了。                                                                        这瞬间。                                                                        我被吓得满是冷汗的醒来了。                                                                        妈的。                                                                        看了下时间，是早上八点。                                                                        “欧尼酱，快点洗漱，吃早饭了！”林瑶正好在我门外敲了敲门。                                                                        这是每天必经的过程。                                                                        老妹叫吃饭。                                                                        不过我也没先下去。                                                                        我先看了下自己的奇宝箱。                                                                        今天我肯定是要去找女神说事，不过....既然是要找女神，我总得想办法占女神便宜吧，毕竟开启了这个神奇的奇宝箱..                                                                        “叮...玩家是否购买上帝许愿卡！？”                                                                        “是！”                                                                        “叮...玩家是否购买匹诺曹效果！？”                                                                        “是！”                                                                        好了。                                                                        我就买了两个。                                                                        透视的话，我没有着急。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        原因很简单。                                                                        上帝许愿卡，我只要许愿一句女神脱光衣服给我上，那会是什么情况？那还用的着用透视这种低趣味的方式吗？                                                                        至于匹诺曹效果。                                                                        这个我真的很好奇。                                                                        我这个人虽然坏了点，变态了点，无耻犯贱了点，或许还多那么一点点，但我这个人有爱好，那就是研究别人的心理，研究这个世界的真善美。                                                                        既然这个匹诺曹效果可以观察这些，我倒是想瞧瞧。                                                                        5剧情点而已。                                                                        我舍得花。                                                                        “叮...玩家使用使用匹诺曹效果？”                                                                        开始。                                                                        我直接就点了。                                                                        5个小时的时间。                                                                        匹诺曹。                                                                        我看过童话，是一个说谎鼻子就会变长的家伙，我很好奇，光这种是怎么样让人感觉人世间的真善美的。                                                                        “叮玩家启动匹诺曹效果！”                                                                        “叮时间倒计时：4小时59分59秒！”                                                                        “提示：匹诺曹效果，玩家使用此效果时，说谎小丁丁将会变长，会按照谎言程度去增长小丁丁是的长度”                                                                        嗯。                                                                        开启了效果。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我本来是在幻想，我可以看到别人说谎，然后别人说谎时鼻子会变长，这就是观察人间的真善美。                                                                        可                                                                        我直接我勒个草了！                                                                        他妈的，谁能给我解释一下                                                                        这作用怎么到我身上了？                                                                        好。                                                                        到我身上就罢了，我擦你大爷的怎么变成了小丁丁的变长！？？                                                                        小丁丁                                                                        我当场就是傻眼在了原地。                                                                        这                                                                        虽然变长我赞同，可感觉还是有点神奇                                                                        “欧尼酱，快点来吃早饭啦!”林瑶敲门。                                                                        “来了！”                                                                        我敷衍了句。                                                                        也是在思考这个效果。                                                                        但。                                                                        唰                                                                        小丁丁变长了                                                                        “我草，这样都行？”我呆滞在了原地。                                                                        这还长了三四厘米！？                                                                        刹那间。                                                                        我吓哭了！                                                                        “等等，我还没去，我马上就去洗漱去！”我连忙大叫。                                                                        二话不说。                                                                        我猛的冲进了洗手间洗漱，这才恢复了原样。                                                                        自然。                                                                        我也明白了一件事，我今天作死了                                                                        升到10级，我还是太放松了点                                                                        这能力。                                                                        即便边长很不错，但我有种不妙的感觉啊。                                                                        于是。                                                                        我走下了楼。                                                                        “欧尼酱，你怎么了？今天那么拖延？”林瑶好奇的看着我。                                                                        “没！”                                                                        我摇头没告诉她原因。                                                                        唰！                                                                        但                                                                        长了好几厘米了。                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        我都忘了这茬                                                                        当即是脸色绿了！                                                                        而这突如其来的变化，两女人也不是瞎子，看着裤裆上的帐篷就明白了，立刻是拿着碗筷惊呆在了原地。                                                                        “欧尼酱”我妹妹娇嗔了我一句。                                                                        我想哭了。                                                                        “变态！！”                                                                        陈瑾萱脸色一黑，怒道。                                                                        靠！                                                                        你以为老子愿意这样啊！？                                                                        我当即是恼火了！                                                                        “我不是变态”我大喝，掷地有声！                                                                        可完了。                                                                        这句话说出口