是的。                                                                        墨子本来就算我老婆不是？                                                                        这妞因为作死，所以笑呵呵的把我的卡片当成聘礼了。这也是因为她得意过头，现在我才敢占她便宜。                                                                        “你老婆！？”                                                                        “墨子！？”                                                                        首先不同的是两方面的表情。                                                                        是的。                                                                        一个是诧异，铃木雪花肯定也听过墨子的大名，自然是不可思议。                                                                        而那四个墨子的队友，眼神露出却是错愕。                                                                        是的。                                                                        他们错愕我为什么有这么大的勇气胡扯，因为他们都不信。                                                                        “墨子，这是什么家伙？”那很东方美女朝着我吃吃的笑着，这妩媚的模样看的我是胯部大震。                                                                        是中国人。                                                                        嘴型是如此。                                                                        墨子沉吟了片刻。                                                                        之后她点头笑“是我家亲爱的，只不过还没结婚！”                                                                        “瞧见没，瞧见没？”我立刻得意的道“还不信！”                                                                        “啧啧”                                                                        这穿着西部牛仔制服的家伙倒是啧啧称奇“这家伙长的也没我帅，为什么女神会看上他了呢！？”                                                                        “我觉得，你说出这话，得用了多大的勇气！”我道。                                                                        这家伙长的歪瓜裂枣的，除了等级比我高，有啥牛b的？                                                                        “我忽然很不喜欢你了！”这西部牛仔服男子笑。                                                                        “你喜欢我才是可怕的事情！”                                                                        我没给他留丝毫面子。                                                                        因为墨子的震慑在。                                                                        她是这个队伍的老大，谁敢在她面前得瑟是的，前提是她还没下令宰我之前。                                                                        所以。                                                                        和我想的一样，他收敛了。                                                                        然而。                                                                        那东方美女却是忽然捏了捏自己下巴，笑的愈加古怪。在下一个瞬间，她已经出现在我的背后，直接伸出手搭在了我的肩膀，顺势摸了摸我的下巴，笑的更加甜了“这不是一个好男人哦！”                                                                        我微微冷下了脸。                                                                        是的。                                                                        刚才那一瞬。                                                                        她出现在我背后时我是感觉到了，我差点就准备反击她。                                                                        但还好。                                                                        她没有想对我出手。                                                                        说实在的，我不喜欢把背后给人靠近，这是一件很让我反感的事情。                                                                        但。                                                                        这女人的能力，是瞬移？                                                                        刚才这队伍都是靠她移动的？                                                                        “为什么这么说？”我忍住自己的怒气，强笑道。                                                                        “下巴可以体现出一个人的一切！”她轻声道“摸着，有感觉踏实的，感觉薄弱的，感觉很没安全感的，很多种，但你的下巴，我一摸就觉得让人很反感.....你这个人，可以为了目的，为了自己，不择手段呢！”                                                                        我眉头微微皱了。                                                                        这女人说的还真对？                                                                        但我没回答。                                                                        “你这样摸我的男人，我会生气的！”墨子突然呵呵道。                                                                        “我感觉你巴不得杀了她呢！”                                                                        而那冷漠的黑人女子，却是这样开口。                                                                        靠。                                                                        这感觉。                                                                        贼准啊。                                                                        这墨子的确就是想杀了我。                                                                        丫的。                                                                        无非是因为自己的承诺，她才不肯动手而已。                                                                        于是。                                                                        之后我背后这个大美女回去了，她似乎很喜欢靠在人身上，和靠在我背后一样，她躺在了黑人丑女的腿上，对我笑着。                                                                        “你的任务，是什么？”墨子走过来道。                                                                        “活着出去！”                                                                        我开口“你们呢！？”                                                                        墨子笑了“花爷爷果然是聪慧！”                                                                        日。                                                                        这女人问我，又不告诉我任务，这太坑了。                                                                        还花爷爷？                                                                        那个老不死的，都想害死我！                                                                        “那家伙生孩子绝对没屁眼！”我怒道。                                                                        “那是我爷爷！”墨子大怒。                                                                        “...”                                                                        “错了！”我义正言辞。                                                                        “怎么错了？”                                                                        “咱爷爷！”                                                                        “滚！”                                                                        墨子冷冷道“我们的任务，是杀的你们队伍只剩下两人。你说，我们怎么做？”                                                                        杀的剩下两人？                                                                        我去！                                                                        “嘿嘿，这不是刚好吗，我们两个不杀的就在这呢！”我笑。                                                                        墨子摇头了“你觉得我们会放过到面前的食物吗？”                                                                        是的。                                                                        肯定不会放过。                                                                        要是我。                                                                        同样如此。                                                                        但。                                                                        我不敢反抗。                                                                        墨子这个心机那么重的女人，我可不认为她的队伍会有渣渣的存在，绝对都是顶尖的牛b人！                                                                        那种压迫的气息绝对没错。                                                                        这些人。                                                                        都厉害的可怕呢！                                                                        “刷！”                                                                        然而。                                                                        铃木小妞抓出武士刀了“我想看看，顶尖玩家中的墨子，是有多强！”                                                                        “多强？”                                                                        墨子看到这妞这样，倒是嘴角一扬“亲爱的，你是不是背着我偷腥了？”                                                                        “没有！”我认真道。“我不会，任她诱惑我，我都没动手！”                                                                        铃木小妞听我这么说。                                                                        脸色一黑。                                                                        但她没说啥。                                                                        她知道的。                                                                        和我这种不要脸的人说废话是完全没用滴。                                                                        “拿刀子吗？”                                                                        那个吃着肉的胖子忽然咬掉了手中的肉块“要不这家伙交给我来吧！”                                                                        说着。                                                                        他走了上来，冲我笑了笑，然后从自己身后拔出那把刀子，走向了铃木小妞。                                                                        “哗！”                                                                        铃木小妞是加敏捷的。                                                                        她速度很快，在胖子临到的刹那，瞬间就冲到了这胖子的背后，直接一刀，砍在了胖子的背后，鲜血飞溅。转身，铃木小妞没有停，她再度翻身又是一刀侧转，把胖子的手臂划出了道大血痕，做完两步，她才退了回去。                                                                        “呵，反应不过来？原来不过如”                                                                        铃木小妞轻松出手打完，可在刚准备得瑟之时，却愣在了原地。                                                                        “就这样吗？”                                                                        胖子完全没有丝毫的痛楚之色，他瞥了眼自己的伤口，抿了抿嘴，无奈一摇头“没意思！”                                                                        他随手抓起刀子，如同霹雳般的猛砍向铃木小妞。                                                                        是的。                                                                        铃木小妞对他攻击无效？                                                                        我草！                                                                        而，两人对战了。                                                                        “锵！”                                                                        铃木小妞怡然不惧，她抓着武器直接横起，与大刀撞在一起。                                                                        啪。                                                                        但只是一个碰撞，她武器飞落在了地上，是被震飞了。                                                                        而大刀，直接是对着她胸口划了下去，雪白的两块肉弹了出来，而她，胸口鲜血飞溅，瞪大眼睛倒在了地上。                                                                        一刀。                                                                        就这么直接的一刀。                                                                        铃木小妞完全挡不住！？                                                                        “我草！”                                                                        我大惊，见那刀子要落下，我连忙冲到胖子面前一拳打了下去。                                                                        “叮48k超钻石黑金亮瞎眼大戒效果发动！”                                                                        “叮请玩家投掷骰子！”                                                                        “大：胖子会按照玩家的要求作出任何一个举动。”                                                                        “小：效果无效！”                                                                        好了。                                                                        我脑前出现了一个骰子。                                                                        我很随意的直接点摇了。                                                                        我相信我的人品。                                                                        所以。                                                                        我没相信错。                                                                        成功。                                                                        开5，大！                                                                        “请玩家选择胖子的举动！”                                                                        胖子的举动吗？                                                                        我贱笑一声。                                                                        扭着屁股，边脱衣服，喊着亚麻蝶，亚麻蝶，一戈一戈亚麻蝶。                                                                        好了。                                                                        胖子是按照我的举动，在几个人吃惊的情况下，直接是扭起硕大的屁股，脱着衣服，用粗重的声音喊起来了。                                                                        “亚麻蝶，亚麻蝶，一戈一戈亚麻蝶“                                                                        我无法形容自己的面前是多滑稽的一个场面。                                                                        但我看到胖子那想去死的神情了。                                                                        “走！”                                                                        我不敢怠慢。                                                                        这时候我立刻抓起了地下鲜血直流的铃木小妞，连忙往旁边逃了过去“快治疗！”                                                                        我吼道。                                                                        铃木小妞是重伤，见我这么说，也是立刻咬牙，用着系统继续治疗了起来。                                                                        但。                                                                        我没法逃。                                                                        那东方美女出现在了我面前，靠在了墙上。                                                                        “你不能走哦！”她笑道“这是任务！”                                                                        日。                                                                        是墨子说的？                                                                        该死                                                                        “我不杀你！”墨子这样道“但可不代表别人不动手！”                                                                        我草。                                                                        和我一样不要脸。                                                                        “老婆，这不顾夫妻之情啊！”我大怒。                                                                        “老公，一路顺风！”她似乎是觉得我会死了，开心的笑了。                                                                        “你们真恩爱！”东方美女若有所思。                                                                        “”                                                                        她那只眼看出我们恩爱了。                                                                        “把他们，留给我杀！”                                                                        然而。                                                                        胖子恢复了。                                                                        他脸色涨红，抓着刀子，神色冷冽的朝着我们走了过来！