“”                                                                        有时候说真的。                                                                        当女人在自己面前喊出变态不要靠近我的时候，尤其是女神说的话，当**丝的，内心真的会开始纠结                                                                        我们都会觉得，自己有那么变态吗？之后我们都会做同一样的事情，那就是又否定了一下，自认为自己绝对没那么变态。                                                                        最终。                                                                        我们都会再做一件事情。                                                                        那就是超越她眼中所想的变态                                                                        是的。                                                                        性福第一。                                                                        哪怕是牺牲了女神，我都不能牺牲了自己的小丁丁。                                                                        于是乎。                                                                        我咬咬牙，脑子立刻翻滚了千八百遍，最终得出了一个可以完成任务的方法                                                                        “看，飞碟！”我指着背后。                                                                        “你在怀疑我智商？”女神歪头看着我。                                                                        “”                                                                        我站了起来，准备走过去。                                                                        “变态，给我站住！”女神怒道。                                                                        “女神，如果我今天天做了对不起的事情，你会怎么办？”我诚挚的道。                                                                        “你做不到！”                                                                        “做到了呢！？”                                                                        她冷笑了“你有这本事，我饶你不死！”                                                                        “叮玩家使用卡片：停止卡！”                                                                        “停止卡：被玩家使用停止卡的一方若是未受到攻击，10秒内无法动弹！”                                                                        我很机智。                                                                        是的。                                                                        上次在支线里面得到了这个东西。                                                                        本来。                                                                        这都是我保命的宝贝，在危险的时候能保护住自己的小命。只要不攻击逃跑就行了可惜，今天用在了女神的身上。                                                                        看我为了小丁丁，牺牲多大。                                                                        “女神，你说饶我不死的”我贱笑的走了过去。                                                                        “”                                                                        她脸色绿了“你摸完那就死吧！”                                                                        我不管三七二十一了。                                                                        大不了我还能跑不是？                                                                        反正我老爸常说，宁可相信世界有鬼，也不能信女人那张嘴。我也压根没怎么信过。                                                                        这不。                                                                        我配合着内心的想法，默默的在她身上打量了起来，接着，在她惊恐的目光下，先摸住了胸口，然后在全身各种地方按顺序从凸到凹，从用力到温柔，开始摸了一遍某些地方我还捏了一下                                                                        杯。                                                                        估摸                                                                        下面毛很粗上次看过。                                                                        摸完了。                                                                        腰细，腿长，屁股大，完全是做老婆的好材料！                                                                        十秒钟。                                                                        我摸的完全够了。                                                                        “叮系统提示：玩家完成任务！”                                                                        好了。                                                                        我松了口气，擦了擦冷汗。                                                                        还好！                                                                        “松了口气？摸是舒服吗？”女神铁青的脸看着我。                                                                        “你猜！”我对着她调皮的笑了笑。                                                                        她脸色更黑了。                                                                        “去死好了！”                                                                        她大怒，一剑直接劈了下来。                                                                        妹的。                                                                        这力道，完全不是开玩笑的啊                                                                        “我负责还不行吗，不要这样！”我连忙就打算躲开。                                                                        可女神战斗力完全在我之上，超的更不是一星半点，我躲得开吗？现在也的确不是我放松的时候，要了小丁丁的后果是要赔命啊。                                                                        “我不如去死！”她冷冷道。                                                                        “那你这不是间接说愿意嫁给我吗？你压根不会去死！”我躲开她的一剑，不过女神很收敛，明白是自己家，不敢太乱来。                                                                        再厉害也没用。                                                                        厉害又不能生钱，生家。                                                                        这就是她的苦恼吧，或许                                                                        但这下。                                                                        女神严肃了。                                                                        我在她眼中看到了杀气，我也不敢再开玩笑下去，这一剑直接是捅向我的心脏的，或许知道我有治疗系统，可我他妈有剧情点也不是这样浪费的，急忙侧身就躲开，凑到了她的身边，一拳打在了她肩上。                                                                        “叮黑皮手套效果发动，玩家随机打落了面前女孩的一件物品！”                                                                        “掉落装备：青少女衣裤！”                                                                        “防御力：0!”                                                                        “效果：无！”                                                                        “介绍：青少女喜爱穿的一种朴素服装。”                                                                        啪。                                                                        武器技能发动。                                                                        女神衣服被我打掉落了                                                                        好了。                                                                        本来想诚恳的认错，可再次作死了一次后，我刹那间就傻眼在了原地。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我不开心                                                                        现在这是必死的结局了                                                                        “不是这不是我的错！”我当即是错愕了，不过也是对着她温柔的道“黑色蕾丝很不错我不会嘲笑你只是这内裤档次有点低”                                                                        她脸已经红到发黑了。                                                                        我知道。                                                                        她现在很想骂我一句：档次低，低你麻痹啊，穿卡通内裤配黑色蕾丝罩罩不行吗？                                                                        可她是女神。                                                                        得矜持。                                                                        所以。                                                                        她默默的道“快给我去死！”                                                                        她再度提剑。                                                                        这下。                                                                        我为了躲开她剑，一把就被她踢在了地下。她倒是没跟我客气，衣服没打算穿，剑就抓着打算刺进我胸口。                                                                        “小青！”                                                                        然而。                                                                        在我已经准备哭出来求饶，亦或者用点保命手段时，一道声音打乱了女神现在的步骤。                                                                        她瞪大眼睛。                                                                        下一瞬，将武器立刻收了起来，人也准备跳起来。                                                                        可她因为慌乱，做错了事。                                                                        是的。                                                                        她踩在了我的衣服上，滑到了下来，直接撞在了我胸口，这撞的我是小鹿乱跳啊，差点没打算将她给抱住。                                                                        “你你们”                                                                        之后。                                                                        之后她老妈出现。                                                                        对，没错！                                                                        刚才叫苏青女神的就是她老妈。                                                                        这未来岳母进来，恰巧就看到了我们这一幕，老人家的脸色也变化了起来，先是错愕，之后呆滞，然后把诧异都收了起来，无奈的摇头“你们是这种关系啊。算了，我只是叫你们来吃饭的这你们穿好衣服来吃饭吧！”                                                                        老人家没有反对。                                                                        老人家也误会了。                                                                        女人傻眼。                                                                        我则是笑了。                                                                        “岳母慢走！”                                                                        “噗通！”                                                                        岳母好像摔倒了                                                                        “你想干什么？”女神脸色阴鸷。                                                                        “我们这要装啊，不然你为啥趴在我身上？总的找个理由不是？”我嘿嘿笑。                                                                        “”                                                                        她表情更难看了。                                                                        “噗！”                                                                        她一拳砸在了我肚子上。                                                                        “”                                                                        我惨叫。                                                                        “再下次，就算被我妈看到我也会杀了你！“女神站了起来，穿好了衣物。                                                                        “”                                                                        再有下次。                                                                        我肯定先叫岳母过来保命了。                                                                        还等你杀我？                                                                        嘛。                                                                        女人没计较了。                                                                        我是不是可以理解为她其实也不反感我这么做？不对，她时不时透着杀气的眼神证明她还是想宰了我的，只不过不合时宜有机会，她一定会把我给弄死。                                                                        午饭。                                                                        这饭不是林瑶做的，我看了一下，大多是素菜，我嘴角抽了抽，也有点没胃口了。                                                                        “怎么？嫌弃我们家的菜？”                                                                        一群人坐在桌子上，我刚好也坐在女神身边。这句话，她是打算来个开场，让她老妈讨厌我的。                                                                        “家里条件不大好这”岳母也是尴尬了下。                                                                        “啊，阿姨，不是的！”我连忙摇头“我是觉得，这饭应该由我们来做，让您老人家做饭，多尴尬，毕竟也都是一家人了嘛！”                                                                        说到一家人。                                                                        我笑的更贱了。                                                                        而女神。                                                                        她吃亏了。                                                                        不开心了。                                                                        “一家人？”苏扬本来是一直盯着我，见到说一家人时，她立刻变得比女神不开心“我们什么时候和你是一家人了？”                                                                        “我是你姐夫！”我道。                                                                        “”                                                                        “妈，他胡说八道啊！”苏扬立刻对着未来岳母叫了声，然后看着女神“姐，你怎么不说话？”                                                                        女神不是不说话。                                                                        她是不知道该说什么。                                                                        被老人家误会了，按照那老一辈的想法，她恐怕也知道，解释是徒然。                                                                        于是。                                                                        表示默认时，脚下狠狠的踩了我一脚。                                                                        “唉！”                                                                        未来岳母再叹气“你们年轻人还小，这个这么早说不大好！”                                                                        唔。                                                                        这话说的                                                                        岳母年轻一辈，仿佛很开放？                                                                        “”                                                                        林瑶这边傻眼了。                                                                        “欧尼酱？你闹啥？”                                                                        “你小屁孩，给我安静！”我瞥了她一眼，瞪得她不敢说话了。                                                                        但，她没事了，苏扬却是忽然猛的站了起来，直直盯着我。                                                                        “林怀银，你这是什么意思！？”                                                                        她冷冷开口。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        其实我这么说，本质是故意想让苏扬对我更厌恶，然后不跟我说话的。这样当陌生人，或许会更好些。                                                                        可我没想到。                                                                        我的效果，会适得其反