对。                                                                        我是很震惊。                                                                        有时候我甚至在感慨，虽然这林瑶平时坑了点，但的确是一个惹人怜爱的妹妹啊                                                                        是的。                                                                        我看到了一副让我震碎节操的画面。                                                                        此刻的林瑶正在床上与陈瑾萱大战，在身体猥琐部位忽然扭来扭去，仿佛是准备给我预备观看的位置一般，她甚至还直接将陈瑾萱的衣服全部拔得光光，就像qq里聊的没穿任何衣服的展露出现                                                                        这一战。                                                                        惊天动地，气镇山河。                                                                        惊得我都傻眼在了原地，久久不能平茎                                                                        是的                                                                        久久不能平茎                                                                        但。                                                                        我草！                                                                        这时候是老子看戏的时候？过了五分钟了啊，再不摸我明天上新闻联播去报道                                                                        “变态！”                                                                        然而。                                                                        陈瑾萱发现我了。                                                                        没错。                                                                        林瑶自然也被我开门的声音吸引了，然后看向我，从笑嘻嘻打闹的模样立刻变成了震惊，而后窃笑了起来“欧尼酱，你真的来啦？”                                                                        好。                                                                        欧尼酱我真的来了！                                                                        来送死了！                                                                        “王八蛋！”陈瑾萱脸色已经铁青了。                                                                        我知道。                                                                        她现在无法用语言来形容自己内心的疯狂和愤怒，甚至只能用一句咆哮来代表自己的狂暴!                                                                        “山东蓝翔高级技工学校！”                                                                        是的。                                                                        只有这句牛逼哄哄的话才能形容她的所想。                                                                        “林瑶！”                                                                        我郑重的看着她“给欧尼酱摸下屁股好不好？”                                                                        “”                                                                        场面寂静。                                                                        ys!                                                                        如果碰到个变态，你或许打他一顿就没事了。但当碰到我这种变态，不要脸到极致的贱人，她们绝对是明白打死我都没有用。                                                                        唉。                                                                        我知道。                                                                        不作死不就不会死！                                                                        我也不想作死。                                                                        但如果不从了这系统，我他妈的真的会崩溃在这个世界上。                                                                        “噢欧尼酱，你这话简直是震撼了我脆弱的心灵！”                                                                        林瑶羞涩的开口了，她一脸纯洁的看着我，扭出了自己的小pp，道“来吧！”                                                                        感谢理解我的妹妹。                                                                        还好。                                                                        不是让我摸陈瑾萱的。                                                                        毕竟。                                                                        老虎的屁股摸不得。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        当我要靠近时，陈瑾萱立刻是及时穿好三角裤，对着我狠狠的来了一脚，将我踢飞到数米外，差点没吐血。                                                                        不对劲啊。                                                                        这女人怎么力量变更强了？                                                                        我草！                                                                        这简直是女神踢我的力量啊是的，女神在第一次见面时候踢得力量                                                                        难不成！？                                                                        我错愕了。                                                                        她不会也是玩家吧？                                                                        “变态，给老娘受死！”逗逼萱这时候是大怒的穿着罩罩，边朝着我冲了过来。                                                                        “我草，妖孽你给老孙等等！”我连忙遁开原地。                                                                        再被踢几脚，我估计要肾虚了。                                                                        “妈的，猴头，给老娘站住！”                                                                        “草，你以为我是我猴子请来的逗逼吗？再过来我一棒敲死你了！”我边跑边骂。                                                                        “混蛋！”                                                                        她骂骂咧咧的“看我替如来佛收了你这淫贼！”                                                                        “我靠，你不按套路出牌，如来佛啥时候收淫贼了？！”我对着她竖起中指，发现她忽然追不到我，我又得意了“你他妈有种打我啊！”                                                                        可惜。                                                                        好了。                                                                        我忽然脚崴了下                                                                        作死了。                                                                        “”                                                                        我从地上爬起来，她很机智的没用打我脸蛋和要害，和若不是我捂着二弟，现在已经成为两条腿的司马迁了。                                                                        “欧-尼-酱”                                                                        嗯。                                                                        刚起来林瑶倒是不嫌弃自己累在那边趴了半天，现在边对着我扭着屁股边调皮的道“要-不-要-摸-妹-妹-的-屁股呢～！”                                                                        她在调戏我。                                                                        在诱惑我！                                                                        不对。                                                                        我草。                                                                        这时间...貌似要到了！                                                                        我脸色完全绿了！                                                                        二话不说，我立刻朝着这妞的屁股扑了过去。                                                                        砰！                                                                        逗逼萱把我踩在了地上！                                                                        她表情冷漠的看着我“你这个臀控，不想死就给老娘安静点，我怕我忍不住杀了你！”                                                                        “妈的，逗逼萱，你也是玩家对吧？！”我连忙大叫。                                                                        “厄.”                                                                        她张大嘴，傻眼了下。                                                                        接着眼神变化“你也是？”                                                                        “你大爷的，我的日常任务是摸林瑶屁股啊，没摸我要死的，你快点让开！”我大叫。                                                                        “胡扯。我的任务怎么都没那种，你这是对自己不要脸找借口。”她道。                                                                        咦。                                                                        她任务不是？                                                                        但...果然。                                                                        她也是玩家，这个世界玩家，似乎是越来越多了？                                                                        这增长的力量几乎不比我差，如果不是玩家，怎么可能有这种水平...                                                                        我猜对了。                                                                        可现在我是好奇了，这日常任务，不是每个人都做这种猥琐的事情吗？难不成只有我一个是这种犯贱的任务？                                                                        这不科学啊！                                                                        嘛。                                                                        想了想，这些...我他妈的不是可以晚点再考虑？！                                                                        任务！                                                                        任务啊！                                                                        “我去，姑奶奶啊，我不管你怎么样，我摸我妹妹不行吗？”我欲哭无泪。                                                                        “不行！”                                                                        “为什么？！”                                                                        “我喜欢你妹！”                                                                        “你要不草我妹算了？”我差点没给她跪下。                                                                        “我是同性恋！”她顿了顿，道“在外国这种很正常..”                                                                        “...”                                                                        咦。                                                                        我听到啥碎了？                                                                        噢，sht。                                                                        她刚才说啥了，我节操都碎了啊。                                                                        “你**裸的给我表达了一个可怕的事实！”                                                                        “是的！”她道“所以以后不要这样对待你妹！”                                                                        “你们才相处多久？”                                                                        “一见钟情！”                                                                        我觉得我和这个女人没话题了。                                                                        “叮任务时间到，玩家任务失败。系统将对玩家采取惩罚内容：脱光上衣在大街上捏着咪咪扭着三分钟屁股！”                                                                        “我可以再给你见证个事实！”我面如死灰的道。                                                                        “什么？”                                                                        “我说的任务不是开玩笑的！”我道。                                                                        是的。                                                                        接下来我是在远处林瑶傻眼的情况下，陈瑾萱傻眼的情况下，身体不由自主的情况下默默的走出了门，后面两妞自然也是好奇的穿好衣服跟上了。                                                                        “你们先把我杀了吧！”在即将走出门的刹那，我哭了。                                                                        “欧尼酱你想干嘛？”林瑶问。                                                                        “想死！”                                                                        “”                                                                        陈瑾萱也是稀奇古怪的看着我，却不说话。                                                                        好的。                                                                        走到了大街了，陈瑾萱拉着林瑶在后面，不准她靠近我。                                                                        没错，                                                                        我没有拒绝。                                                                        我眼中默默再度滑下泪水，这系统太配合了，来到了最热闹的菜市场                                                                        “哗！”                                                                        我脱掉了自己的衣服。                                                                        在众目睽睽的情况下。                                                                        林瑶错愕。                                                                        陈瑾萱也张了张嘴巴。                                                                        得，她现在是明白自己犯错了，可这些已经无法挽回了。                                                                        对头。                                                                        这是任务的惩罚，玩家都清楚。                                                                        于是乎。                                                                        我伸出手，完全控制不住的捏住了自己的咪咪，在更多人围观的情况下，扭起了屁股。                                                                        试想。                                                                        当你们在繁华的大街上，看到**着身体的男子捏着自己的咪咪扭着屁股会是什么想法？                                                                        恶心！                                                                        变态！                                                                        无耻！                                                                        流氓！                                                                        神经病！                                                                        不要脸！                                                                        对。                                                                        这是每个人的想法。                                                                        当然。                                                                        剩下的。                                                                        是拿起手机。                                                                        拍照，拍视频，微博可以涨粉                                                                        好的。                                                                        我无法想象自己以后怎么忍辱负重活下去。                                                                        “啊，对不起啊，我哥他神经有问题！”                                                                        林瑶这时候急忙从后面冲了过来，她把自己的外套脱了盖住了我的脸，对着所有人道“别看了。都别看了。”                                                                        是的。                                                                        痛哭了。                                                                        世上只有妹妹好。                                                                        我恨不得现在亲她一口。                                                                        “嘿嘿，这样我就有理由靠近拍了！”林瑶忽然窃笑了下，但窃笑完，傻眼了“完了，欧尼酱听见了！”                                                                        我保证。                                                                        我恢复了我肯定打不死她                                                                        可。                                                                        坑爹的事情常有。                                                                        在我做了两分钟之时，我忽然看到人群中一个漂亮的身影挤了进来。她的眼神充满着兴趣                                                                        可。                                                                        她看到我之时，眼神立刻死寂了下来。                                                                        一副：'原来是这个变态'的表情。                                                                        没错。                                                                        是女神苏青！！