在大天朝。                                                                        最盛传的就是民不与官斗。                                                                        渣渣被欺负了，告官员上法院结果把自己给整进监狱的例子数不胜数                                                                        所以咯。                                                                        我本来是认为惹了那个黑大汉赶紧溜为妙，毕竟我熟悉了那些大道理。                                                                        可我们广大天朝人民除了对出车祸死人和老人摔重伤不搀扶不打电话之外，其余像打架的闲杂事就喜欢打电话报警。                                                                        无奈。                                                                        现在。                                                                        我跟着走进去了。                                                                        “姓名！”                                                                        “林怀银！”                                                                        “性别！”                                                                        “我虽然喜欢男人，但我也是男人！”                                                                        “”                                                                        最后，咨询完。                                                                        痘痘脸警察脸色立刻难看了起来，用着冰冷的眼神扫了我一眼。                                                                        “再把事情发生经过说一遍！”                                                                        “警官，我不是说过了吗，我们两个在游泳池，他为了她妹妹要打我妹妹，我为了我妹妹只能委屈他妹妹来帮我妹妹，然后他要打我，我就反抗了，最后他打不过我被我不小心推进了水里了啊！”                                                                        “等等！”                                                                        痘痘脸警察忽然打断了我的话，道“你刚才说他出手要打你？”                                                                        “嗯！”                                                                        “你为什么会觉得别人是要打你？或者是和你开玩笑呢？”痘痘脸警察道。                                                                        “”                                                                        尼玛的。                                                                        太欺负人了！                                                                        “我这种瘦弱的身材怎么能打敢出手挑衅他？”我苦笑。                                                                        “那你不是打赢他了吗？”                                                                        “这是运气！”                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        他一巴掌拍在了桌子上，冷冷看着我“还是坦白从宽为好。这虽然只是一件小事，但影响着社会的治安。按照我们的收到的消息来看，你们是口角争夺，是你先出的手！”                                                                        我先出手？                                                                        我草！                                                                        妈的。                                                                        是谁说我先出手的，站出来，老子保证打不死他！                                                                        “警官，这绝对是误会啊！”我道。                                                                        我也明白。                                                                        这家伙是真的想整我了。                                                                        刚才那家伙可能是军队，军衔可能还有一点，他自然也不敢违背这潜规则意思，想教训我一顿，说不定我被处罚爽了，到时候可能因为那大汉的开心，会给他点好处呢！                                                                        “误会？”                                                                        他喝道“什么都是误会？犯人杀人的时候还能说自己是误杀，自己是冤枉呢！按照当时的情况看来，你肯定是先出手的人，而后还把人打成重伤，这已经是故意伤害了。群众更多也说你是朝着他身上的危险部位打去，这可是招招要人命的！”                                                                        说到这，他一拍桌子，沉声道“这也代表了你有蓄意杀人，或者是杀人未遂的行为！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我先吐槽下。                                                                        打成重伤？                                                                        老子明明看到那家伙大步潇洒的走了出去。                                                                        故意伤害？                                                                        蓄意杀人？杀人未遂！？                                                                        你大爷的！                                                                        他妈的再下去我岂不是要成为杀人犯了？                                                                        这家伙。                                                                        不当律师太可惜了这口才，能把黑说成白的啊。                                                                        碰到这种事。                                                                        我没权没势更没钱，完全只有吃亏的选择。                                                                        “我再申明一遍！”我静静开口“我是被伤害的人，我同样没有那种所谓杀人的想法。还有，警察同志，这只是个小打架，谈不到杀人吧？如果你觉得是杀人，你可以找他来当面对质，甚至是说我的那些群众你都可以找来。”                                                                        砰！                                                                        他掏出警棍狠狠的砸在了桌子上。                                                                        怒道“你是警察还是我警察？我说的自然就是调查的结果，你一个犯罪嫌疑人的话，完全不能成为证言！”                                                                        好了。                                                                        我直接升级为罪人了！                                                                        “我打赌，你如果打了我，你会后悔！”我这样说。                                                                        “你敢威胁警察？”                                                                        他玩味的笑了起来“这样下去还得了？是不是还打算袭警了？这袭警可是大罪啊！”                                                                        我还是闭嘴算了。                                                                        这都再加了袭警一罪。                                                                        “坐好！”                                                                        他忽然冷冷的拿起手铐！                                                                        “干嘛？”我皱眉。                                                                        “我怕你等等袭警，先将你给锁起来。如果你被证明是无罪，我自然会释放你！”他道。                                                                        我被他拷在了椅子上。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这点我是找不到借口拒绝的！                                                                        “妈的！刚才还敢威胁我？”然而，在我被拷上的刹那，他抓起手中的警棍，忽然就朝着我砸了下来。                                                                        一个猝不及防，右臂被砸中，人直接带着椅子倒在了地下。                                                                        “我草！”                                                                        这家伙偷袭我？                                                                        我说为什么给我安上手铐！                                                                        当即，我忍无可忍了，这太欺负人了，也是打算起来抽他。                                                                        不过这时候外面忽然有人打开了门。                                                                        “小吴厄，你怎么开打了？先住手被打了，去备个案再回来打！”外面那个人喊住了他。                                                                        “呸！”                                                                        这痘痘警察再度踹了我一脚“小子，回来再收拾你！”                                                                        “等等你会后悔的！”我冷笑的从地下站了起来坐了回去。                                                                        “你还敢威胁我？”这痘痘脸脸色阴沉了。                                                                        “好了，先去备案！”外面那警察喊道。                                                                        我是暂时逃脱了挨打了。                                                                        其实这个社会，哪里都有黑暗，这样的结果，并没有出乎我的意料。                                                                        不过。                                                                        我现在是在想，等等怎么消气为好                                                                        把他打半死？                                                                        不。                                                                        直接打死算了！？                                                                        这太过分了，还是半死吧。                                                                        思考起了这个严肃的问题。                                                                        不过也没几分钟，那痘痘脸警察又回来了。                                                                        他这时候是狞笑的拿着警棍，盘绕在了我身边“小子，我事情都办完了，现在你考虑好怎么招认自己蓄意杀人，结果杀人未遂的经过没？”                                                                        厄。                                                                        这家伙是铁定要让我吃亏了。                                                                        “我没犯罪！”我直接否定“你们指控我，需要证据，或者证人，你什么都没有，我凭什么给你招供？”                                                                        “呵，看来你是不到黄河不死心了！”他抓起了警棍。                                                                        “你是打算逼供吗？”我问。                                                                        “是又怎么样？小子，我告诉你，在这个地方，现在我说什么你就是什么，我说你杀人，你就必须是杀人犯。我说你抢劫，你就是抢劫犯，明白了吗？？”他阴冷的道。                                                                        说完。                                                                        他见到我还是那种不会认罪的表情，眼神也是愈加狠辣。                                                                        在他眼里，我估计是那种不到黄河不死心，不吃点记性不会乖乖认罪的家伙。                                                                        于是。                                                                        抓起棍子就准备对着我头顶砸下。                                                                        “等等！”                                                                        我忽然开口“你现在要是准备打我，你真的会后悔！”                                                                        “后悔？”他不屑道“就凭你？”                                                                        哗！                                                                        棍子砸开，砸在了我的后脑勺，痛的我咬紧了牙齿。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        然而                                                                        在同时。                                                                        门被猛的打开了！                                                                        一个矮胖，穿着高等警察制服的家伙从门口撞了进来，他刚好看到这痘痘脸警察打我的情景。                                                                        “你你给我住手！！”                                                                        这矮胖警察见我露出痛楚的表情，顿时是瞪大眼睛，脸色惊变的大吼。                                                                        “副局长？”这痘痘脸警察连忙收回了棍子。                                                                        “你谁让您打人的？”他咆哮起来。                                                                        “这这是杨少尉说的”这痘痘脸小声道。                                                                        “少尉？少尉又怎么样？”他一巴掌狠狠的甩在了这痘痘脸警察脸上，啪的一声极为响亮，大叫道“我们警察要秉公执法，你现在连证据都没找到就开始打人？”                                                                        “他那杨少尉是局长的侄子啊！”                                                                        这痘痘脸被这矮胖警察打了，脸色难看了下，也不敢打回去，只能是更加放低身价，谄媚的道。                                                                        “局长儿子？局长他老爹给得给老子秉公执法！”他大怒的一脚把这痘痘脸警察踹开“不想干了给老子滚回去！”                                                                        之后。                                                                        这矮胖警察命人拿钥匙给我打开了锁。                                                                        “嘿嘿，林先生，你没事吧？”这矮胖副局长谄媚的对我一笑。                                                                        “我挨了一脚，被打了两棍！”我开口。                                                                        “”                                                                        他脸色青红交接。                                                                        “您怎么样才能解决怒气？”他继续对着我卖笑。                                                                        “怎么样？”                                                                        我玩味的笑了，也是将愤怒化为力量，凝聚在了手上。                                                                        “啪！”                                                                        我一巴掌甩在那个正在用不可思议眼神看着我的痘痘脸警察脸上，直接把他扇的扑倒在地，牙齿鲜血飞溅。                                                                        “我想这样！”                                                                        我咧嘴笑，露出洁白的牙齿！